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Slowetia's Deck

Slowetia has 99 cards. Value...

EPIC CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Inefficiency is evil.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 44th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 79th Most Armed: 85th
13.698 billion Idiots. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“give of their own, to learn from the other.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th Largest Welfare Programs: 23rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 39th
13.244 billion Kanorians. Complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Dona Nobis Pacem”
Most Stationary: 150th Largest Populations: 263rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 351st
33.983 billion Ortagans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums.
Democratic Socialists
“Freedom & Self Dicipline”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 184th Healthiest Citizens: 234th Most Cultured: 479th
20.974 billion Elkenians. Anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“United we stand!”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,101st Most Stationary: 1,827th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,497th
15.993 billion Ravanians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Israel Rules”
Most Stationary: 1,034th Largest Populations: 1,991st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,889th
27.377 billion Jewish Jerusalemites. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Truth, Honour, and Justice! (OK, not now...Soon.)”
Largest Populations: 60th Most Stationary: 114th Largest Mining Sector: 250th
34.75 billion Caxians. Keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
New York Times Democracy
“Pioneer. Endeavor. Advance. Collaborate. Evolve.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 187th Most Influential: 375th Best Weather: 2,581st
9.038 billion Beodarascii. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“☆Thě Děmű İ pć W hř ☆”
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,279th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,330th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,381st
7.449 billion Demunians. Aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“You Can't Stop Progress!”
Most Inclusive: 582nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 773rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 780th
4.929 billion Tomtjenlandians. Pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Communism, Unity, Progress”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 667th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 972nd Most Secular: 1,235th
4.113 billion Kyrgzstani. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“-a-”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,287th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,298th Healthiest Citizens: 4,283rd
10.589 billion -a-s. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“One is All”
Most Stationary: 314th Largest Populations: 1,489th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,530th
29.386 billion Synecdocheans. Anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Mother Knows Best State
“Citi”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,131st Most Stationary: 11,971st Largest Populations: 15,304th
11.531 billion Santiago de Guayaquilians. Irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Your Devestation Is My Salvation”
Largest Populations: 9,919th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,761st
13.946 billion NowInTheDarknessians. Complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
Corporate Police State
“Blessed is She who can keep Her Head”
Most Stationary: 587th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,205th Highest Economic Output: 1,212th
30.224 billion Tudors. Compulsory military service, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Osiris”
Nudest: 306th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 619th Highest Crime Rates: 770th
16.446 billion -------------------------------ians. Smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“De fine, initium novum.”
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,824th Most Influential: 4,393rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,409th
12.664 billion Remnants. Frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The MT Army will save NationStates from hate”
Most Stationary: 3,388th Largest Populations: 12,933rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,716th
12.484 billion FCA33ians. Compulsory military service.
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Tenebrae”
Most Income Equality: 6,155th Most Stationary: 6,883rd Most Influential: 12,360th
12.081 billion Kajokians. Frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Rough Cut”
Fattest Citizens: 891st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,016th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,050th
11.129 billion Nicotine Addicts. Rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and ubiquitous missile silos.
Moralistic Democracy
“Reason for Reasonable Reasons”
Most Devout: 199th Largest Retail Industry: 233rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 482nd
9.471 billion Togodim. Frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Truth isn't all things to all people all of the time”
Most Extreme: 480th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 840th Highest Drug Use: 860th
9.166 billion Romanoffians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“To my arms!”
Most Stationary: 7,620th Most Influential: 12,189th
8.788 billion children. Complete lack of prisons and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Into the breach!”
Most Stationary: 8,828th
7.742 billion Comrade 297ians. Complete lack of prisons.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Stationary: 10,234th Most Average: 11,364th
6.891 billion U-914ians. Burgeoning laughing swordfish population.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
Most Income Equality: 324th
6.562 billion Benevolents. Irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 2,315th Most Stationary: 11,940th
6.411 billion TUMX-1ians. Burgeoning laughing swordfish population.
Democratic Socialists
“To Experiment, Innovate, Advance, and Transcend ”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,089th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,291st Safest: 1,390th
5.349 billion Sciencetopazians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Wheeee”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,970th Largest Retail Industry: 3,030th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,126th
3.585 billion Bockerstanians. Unlimited-speed roads, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums.
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