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NormanJackson's Deck
NormanJackson has 301 cards. Value...
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LEGENDARY CARDS
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Take upon ye thy Lands, and Eat of its Fruits”
WA
11.714 billion Merconites. Lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Vanity of Vanities, Saith the Preacher; All is Vanity”
WA
13.8b5,552t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Huh?”
10.405 billion Annihilators. Enslaved workforce, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Huh?”
12.5b1,652t
SEASON TWO
EPIC CARDS
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
31.539 billion Deep South Borlandeese. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
33.6b365t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obey or die”
23.816 billion Overdosed crackheadsians. Deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Ora et labora”
9.738 billion Davitians. Lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and exploding hoverboards.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Spirituality is the Key to Happiness”
31.59 billion Opodeldokians. Closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
17.431 billion Knowwear in Youtopians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gloom Over Dominated”
13.115 billion Nadir Dystopians. Rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”
17.971 billion Gynos. Closed borders, frequent executions, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
34.865 billion NakNakians. Anti-smoking policies, fear of technology, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Deo Vindice”
16.436 billion Gogglesians. Deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Nothing to see here...”
7.734 billion Phallites and Labianites. Avant-garde cinema, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Una Sub Luna”
6.84b1,290t
SEASON TWO
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Libertarian Police State
“ad lucem”
WA
22.7b4,131t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Pray to me, my wretched playthings, and I will laugh!”
24.852 billion Argent Mesonites. Strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“*”
29.967 billion Amestrians. Avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“It is very easy to change; not so easy to improve.”
12.441 billion Sheward Subjects. Triple-decker prams, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared”
WA
26.688 billion Redrakeans. Ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared”
WA
28.7b182t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“A balmy nation of God”
13.791 billion Njyrbites. Teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“We Will Flog You”
15.4b4,501t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Shut up! Who asked you?”
27.535 billion irrelevances. Closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“In God we Trust.”
34.7b1,788t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Furthermore, I am a bell end”
WA
25.33 billion utter morons. Strictly enforced bedtime, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Clear as dishwater”
14.0b2,180t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Generic Offensive Comment”
12.711 billion Galliant Toeicans. Fear of technology, zero percent divorce rate, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Stays crunchy, even in milk!”
12.7 billion Triple Rainbowians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
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