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LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“OwO UwU”
Most Subsidized Industry: 147th Largest Agricultural Sector: 168th Most Influential: 251st
6.64 billion Memes. Free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“To Communism Through Science and Socialism!”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 44thMost Advanced Public Transport: 66thLargest Welfare Programs: 69th
17.4b4,819t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Most Avoided: 3rd
34.874 billion Nak Nakians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“We are nicer than we used to be”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 37thLargest Publishing Industry: 42ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84th
35.8b8,565t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Chancellor Prerogative and Article 48”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 215th Most Cultured: 228th Nicest Citizens: 235th
12.922 billion Kylarites. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Unite all of Thermonia, no matter the cost.”
Healthiest Citizens: 534th Safest: 741st Most Developed: 798th
11.149 billion Thermonians. Anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“I GOT BLISTAS ON ME FINGAS”
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,974th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,989th Best Weather: 2,075th
6.183 billion Beatlemaniacs. Prohibition of alcohol, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“I am in the populaces' service”
Most Efficient Economies: 380th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 618th Highest Average Tax Rates: 668th
8.304 billion Lamaredians. Keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“In every darkness shines a light within.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 89th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 139th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 292nd
15.93 billion socialists. Compulsory vegetarianism, frequent executions, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Forward.”
Largest Populations: 356th Highest Economic Output: 2,724th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,997th
33.732 billion Austrivs. Anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“His name was Wigu, he lived in an igloo”
Largest Populations: 2,516th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,205th Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,481st
25.542 billion Wiguese. Keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Macedonian Empire”
Most Stationary: 253rd Largest Populations: 1,114th Most Influential: 8,226th
30.831 billion 7 Novemberians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“No TV and no Beer makes Homer Something Something.”
Most Politically Free: 500th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 517th Most Pro-Market: 517th
16.367 billion Exodiansians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Dare i say”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 417th Highest Drug Use: 431st Most Politically Free: 632nd
15.054 billion Dominican Republicans. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Macedonian Satrap”
Most Stationary: 119th Largest Populations: 471st Most Influential: 8,258th
33.394 billion KOSTURians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Into the future, two steps at a time!”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 384th Most Secular: 549th Largest Black Market: 559th
12.727 billion DMF Workers. Rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Believe”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 280th Most Advanced Public Transport: 518th Largest Welfare Programs: 792nd
11.795 billion NeoGAFers. Parental licensing program, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Cycling forever between fresh and rotten.”
Smartest Citizens: 1,223rd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,381st Most Inclusive: 1,411th
14.023 billion Bytoreans. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“To lead is to serve ☭”
Most Influential: 912thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,081stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,110th
8.73b1,431t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Mantayupan Falls to Sayaw”
Most Pacifist: 994th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,004th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,065th
7.41 billion Barilinhons. Soft-spoken computers, national health service, and state-planned economy.
Left-wing Utopia
“Simia vidi , simia fēcī”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 91st Most Influential: 186th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,395th
7.136 billion Apetopians. Public floggings, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Humility”
Rudest Citizens: 129thLargest Agricultural Sector: 316thSafest: 344th
8.86b2,858t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“For the Empire and its people”
Largest Retail Industry: 1,084th Largest Black Market: 1,764th Highest Average Incomes: 1,801st
4.327 billion Intonians. Parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“To build a nation for the People, With you, For you.”
Best Weather: 2,760thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,988thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,269th
3.57b577t
SEASON TWO