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LEGENDARY CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 24th
36.8b28,498t
SEASON TWO

EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Fortis Regula Infirma.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 172nd Largest Black Market: 228th Largest Mining Sector: 312th
14.744 billion Russians. Frequent executions, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Portugal cannot into great”
Largest Retail Industry: 370th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 388th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 454th
5.598 billion Weak Portuguese. Avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“we are what's left.”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 465th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 634th Largest Black Market: 736th
9.488 billion Butts. Pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Fight!”
Most Subsidized Industry: 519th Highest Average Tax Rates: 692nd Largest Governments: 700th
8.812 billion Drunkards. Compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Drink & Fight!”
Most Subsidized Industry: 560thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 713thHighest Average Tax Rates: 760th
10.9b3,153t
SEASON TWO
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“We speak feline, meow, meow ... nya?”
Best Weather: 1,025th Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,091st Nicest Citizens: 1,213th
6.109 billion Nekojimajins. Museums and concert halls, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.

RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“All for Arganhia, Arganhia for the people.”
Most Stationary: 468th Largest Populations: 1,312th Largest Mining Sector: 1,848th
30.037 billion Arganhians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Socialists
“Corrupt Dictatorship”
Most Income Equality: 10th Largest Populations: 4,312th Most Stationary: 10,041st
20.645 billion Aarleyians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
Benevolent Dictatorship
“For The Skeleton Army”
Most Pro-Market: 1,872nd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,894th Most Stationary: 5,972nd
11.934 billion Will-o-the-wispians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Wódka i Kiełbasa robić im Polskie człowiek szczęśliwy”
1.612 billion Great Poles. Infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“JUSTICE FOR ALL”
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,600th Safest: 3,804th Largest Populations: 3,857th
21.728 billion Juri. Smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Ever Growing”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 613th Most Pro-Market: 613th Largest Populations: 2,264th
26.332 billion Rising Nationians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“The Code of the Woosters”
3.294 billion Totleigh Towersians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Auspicio Regis et Senatus Angliae”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,821st Least Corrupt Governments: 2,827th Most Influential: 2,899th
10.742 billion East New-Canadans. Museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“I plan on living forever. So far, so good.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,114th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,308th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,686th
9.87 billion Frawleyians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Patience and love make nothing impossible.”
Most Authoritarian: 88th Most Conservative: 147th Most Extreme: 267th
7.543 billion Purity Partyians. Restrictive gun laws and stringent health and safety legislation.
Anarchy
“Condealus Vult!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 854th Rudest Citizens: 873rd Highest Crime Rates: 1,358th
3.526 billion Jadentopians. Rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Foi, Travail, Patrie”
2.15 billion Quebecois. Museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and lack of airports.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-Leaning College State
“You Can't Stop Progress”
1.146 billion Democratic Kingdom of Srykonians. Irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“By the people for the people”
Class
872 million Portians. Museums and concert halls, digital currency, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Move and be moved”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,713th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,334th
8.714 billion Barsians. State-planned economy and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“To Boldly go where none have gone before”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,635th
6.126 billion StarFleet Sailors. State-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Preserve”
Largest Gambling Industry: 5,192nd Most Pro-Market: 11,985th Most Stationary: 16,567th
5.088 billion Tuitio XLVIIians. Burgeoning raven population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Erg”
Most Average: 2,969th Largest Insurance Industry: 15,275th
4.153 billion Tristan da Cunhans. Burgeoning erg population.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Forget about your worries and your strife.”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,989th Most Politically Free: 2,412th Most Pro-Market: 2,649th
3.821 billion Bare Necessitiesians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“o7 o7 o7 Hail Pacifica! o7 o7 o7”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,565th Largest Black Market: 15,151st Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,916th
3.286 billion Legionäre. State-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Keep moving forward ”
Least Corrupt Governments: 9,702nd Largest Publishing Industry: 12,744th Most Politically Free: 13,325th
2.647 billion Akurianians. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
Moralistic Democracy
“λευκό για να καθαρίσει”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,488th
1.914 billion Agiapolisians. Compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“True Love Peace”
1.878 billion Lusterians. Public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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