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LEGENDARY CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd Most Devout: 5th
14.343 billion Damned Souls. Zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“Heaven cannot brook two suns, nor Earth two masters”
Lowest Crime Rates: 39th Healthiest Citizens: 49th Most Cultured: 67th
14.469 billion Kratosians. Rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Largest Publishing Industry: 82ndMost Cultured: 368thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 380th
24.9b6,746t
Civil Rights Lovefest
SEASON THREE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“For greater good”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 124th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 257th Most Advanced Public Transport: 286th
10.345 billion Comrades. Smutty television, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“God, Honor, Country”
Most Stationary: 449th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 810th Healthiest Citizens: 812th
22.86 billion Polandorusians. Infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“In love, all are free”
Most Pacifist: 443rd Least Corrupt Governments: 448th Most Compassionate Citizens: 552nd
10.609 billion Kawas. Ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Viridi Sanguinem Vertuntur”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 66th Nicest Citizens: 71st Best Weather: 116th
12.304 billion Gothlandians. Daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“I live and die for the Empire”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 204th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 318th Largest Information Technology Sector: 591st
8.955 billion Cyrodillians. Public floggings, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“God, Autarch, and Fatherland.”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 247th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 527th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 938th
3.076 billion Turians. Ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“A Free Life• (actual experience may vary)”
Highest Drug Use: 9th Highest Crime Rates: 747th Most Efficient Economies: 990th
7.865 billion Rettitonians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and spontaneously combusting cars.
New York Times Democracy
“We parasitise on the Discoverian economy!”
Most Stationary: 3,529th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,427th Largest Black Market: 6,814th
16.436 billion DiscReteans. Ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Erch”
Most Efficient Economies: 1,989th Most Stationary: 2,276th Most Subsidized Industry: 4,256th
14.088 billion Alberians. Ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Strength Through Efficiency”
Most Stationary: 5,977th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,219th Largest Populations: 10,619th
13.537 billion Thoricians. Daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State of Mind”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 694th Highest Drug Use: 713th Most Politically Free: 1,018th
11.169 billion Skahans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Vometec Eti Dinara”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,840th Largest Mining Sector: 8,994th Largest Welfare Programs: 11,120th
10.05 billion Caveirans. Complete lack of prisons and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“United we Prosper”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 377th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 442nd Most Inclusive: 675th
6.197 billion Berlantoans. Museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Asdf”
Most Average: 2,659th Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,668th Largest Gambling Industry: 14,647th
4.65 billion Amadeus-1ians. Burgeoning asdf population.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Janter”
Nudest: 401st Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,167th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,921st
1.099 billion Janterpeslandhildesians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“The strength of the nation lies in unity”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 848th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,629th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,836th
14.925 billion Kravonijans. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Christmas is not about the lights – and it is.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,596th Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,467th Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,734th
12.532 billion Christmas Light Makers. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“http://www.atlantianoceania.com”
Largest Populations: 4,010th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,881st Most Influential: 5,922nd
21.354 billion Atlantian Oceanians. State-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Tyranny by Majority
“We Travel The Red Road”
Largest Populations: 6,967th Most Income Equality: 12,091st Most Stationary: 14,126th
16.645 billion Nativeses. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“For Ducks”
Largest Black Market: 10,282nd Largest Populations: 10,577th Most Primitive: 14,238th
13.566 billion ducks. Burgeoning duck population.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Stone for stone...”
Largest Populations: 10,399th
13.682 billion Stonewainians. Enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Just Relax”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,254th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,693rd Most Rebellious Youth: 6,892nd
7.457 billion Idyllwildians. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Conservative Democracy
“Here There and Gone”
Largest Populations: 8,741st Most Stationary: 14,534th
14.939 billion Witlessians. Complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“United for the Greater Good”
Most Influential: 411th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,642nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,075th
14.041 billion Tonakistanians. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Your land is not your land, it's our land.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,080th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,390th Most Primitive: 2,660th
5.524 billion Novam Vitamins. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Pro-Market: 2,181st Highest Crime Rates: 2,845th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,608th
8.744 billion Parhasques. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Keep holding on”
Most Stationary: 4,237th Most Politically Free: 6,001st Most Primitive: 6,527th
11.604 billion Asbinians. Ban on automobiles and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
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