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Koffee's Deck

Koffee has 17 cards. Value...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th
34.933 billion Richly Blended Peopleses. Deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th Highest Disposable Incomes: 10th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th
34.338 billion Wulfens. Museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 39thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 204thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 417th
20.1b6,630t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us”
Largest Publishing Industry: 75th Most Influential: 202nd Most Rebellious Youth: 385th
31.354 billion Hydroponicans. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Ne Obliviscaris”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 43rdMost Inclusive: 60thLargest Governments: 72nd
17.1b7,557t
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sioux is a girl's name.”
Most Cultured: 7th Most Inclusive: 11th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd
23.279 billion Half-Milersians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Sic semper tyrannis”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69th Least Corrupt Governments: 84th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 86th
29.642 billion New Varangians. Deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Kümmere dich darum, wohin du trittst.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 121stLargest Mining Sector: 128thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 317th
13.6b4,365t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“From Knowledge Comes Wisdom and Prosperity”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 224thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 376thSafest: 392nd
13.1b2,305t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Peace and the People first”
Largest Welfare Programs: 247thMost Advanced Public Transport: 286thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 287th
11.1b2,533t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Cold Country with a Warm Heart”
Largest Welfare Programs: 540thMost Advanced Public Transport: 837thMost Pacifist: 842nd
9.43b1,784t
Psychotic Dictatorship
“The only constant in politics: change”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 15thHighest Poor Incomes: 34thMost Secular: 130th
7.84b3,916t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“NEIGH NEIGH”
2.154 billion Horses. Barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Strong, Proud, Determined”
Most Stationary: 180th Largest Populations: 886th Highest Economic Output: 4,257th
31.726 billion Wysterians. Keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Yup”
Most Stationary: 4,789th Largest Black Market: 10,994th Largest Populations: 15,108th
11.618 billion Alcoholic Beveragesians. Public floggings.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“We Will Endure”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,304th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,745th Largest Insurance Industry: 10,028th
2.992 billion Tealcians. Absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Golden Teeth and Golden Tones”
1.312 billion Electric Mayhemians. Punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation