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Kinkerland's Deck

Kinkerland has 18 cards. Value...

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“In this moment, I am euphoric”
14.313 billion Happy Valites. Keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Live Free or Die”
Rudest Citizens: 191st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 224th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 312th
13.153 billion TehUnitedStatesians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Its pronounced kutulu”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 387th Largest Welfare Programs: 488th Most Advanced Public Transport: 854th
10.682 billion Kinkerlanders. Compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and smutty television.

RARE CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Here we come!”
Most Stationary: 969thLargest Populations: 4,963rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,898th
21.1b696t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Liberty for All”
Most Secular: 247thMost Scientifically Advanced: 679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 745th
5.50b1,380t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“A most daunting task: Fixing democracy”
2.146 billion CEOs. Ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

UNCOMMON CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Where the wind blows”
Largest Populations: 1,682ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,516thMost Politically Free: 7,521st
30.4b911t
Corporate Bordello
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,172ndLargest Gambling Industry: 7,522ndMost Pro-Market: 7,751st
10.7b564t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We will either find a way, or make one.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,799thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,367thRudest Citizens: 4,859th
4.66b758t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Capital of the Empire”
5.403 billion Redans. Rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Loading...”
Largest Retail Industry: 810th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,314th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,340th
2.811 billion Conservative-Europeans. Zero percent divorce rate, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“We don't need one”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 531st Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,011th Largest Retail Industry: 1,083rd
2.03 billion Hehateuans. Aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Fr Man und Zustand | Voor mens en staat”
951 million Nedersaxons. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Swift waters”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,567th
5.52b192t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“To build up a library is to create a life...”
Most Average: 11,578thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,773rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,696th
2.93b142t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“The Greek Freak”
Most Armed: 4,926thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,340thMost Devout: 13,398th
1.85b158t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Power through diversity.”
Most Average: 5,849th
1.64b71.4t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Meow Meow Meow”
Least Corrupt Governments: 10,704thMost Primitive: 16,186th
26.0m720b
SEASON TWO