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Hellei's Deck

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LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Bite Me”
Largest Welfare Programs: 1st Most Rebellious Youth: 1st Most Advanced Public Education: 1st
30.232 billion Blogotopians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“WU-TANG IS FOREVER”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th Lowest Crime Rates: 24th Most Corrupt Governments: 73rd
17.163 billion KILLA BEES. Prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Dignity, Acumen, Valour, Integrity, Determination!”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 150th Largest Populations: 164th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229th
34.335 billion Fengateans. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty”
19.943 billion Miracles. Barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“Oderint Dum Metuant”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th
30.5b31,137t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Yeah, Get Some!!”
Largest Black Market: 217th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 225th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 379th
17.098 billion Raxxxians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“If it ain't broke break it.”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 29th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 37th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th
12.484 billion Slaytanians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Oh, I've got heathens aplenty right here”
Improving Wordiness was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 157
14.004 billion Improving Wordinessians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom is Magic”
Most Influential: 919th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,310th Best Weather: 3,736th
16.574 billion Ponies. Rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“WORK or STARVE”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 219thLargest Insurance Industry: 244th
32.2b9,319t
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“Freedom through Unity”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,011th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,049th Most Avoided: 1,148th
12.491 billion Americans. Frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“A mans money should always be found in his possession.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,744thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,974thMost Devout: 2,128th
5.64b1,147t
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Smash the 🅱️ourgeoisie”
Highest Average Tax Rates: 757th Most Influential: 827th Most Inclusive: 849th
5.16 billion comrades. Deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Rest easy, we're on it... by tomorrow”
Least Corrupt Governments: 944thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,277th
15.9b1,406t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“I shall Defend those who can not defend themselves”
Largest Populations: 902nd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,408th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,085th
31.669 billion Arch Angels. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Empire”
Most Stationary: 1,959thLargest Populations: 8,766thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,337th
16.4b674t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“How many dimensions are there?”
Largest Populations: 9,094th
14.641 billion Spaceans. Zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Nothing, what's a motto with you?”
Largest Welfare Programs: 927thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,338thHighest Economic Output: 1,403rd
29.5b5,328t
Capitalist Paradise
“A Northrop-Grumman Colony”
Largest Populations: 707thMost Stationary: 1,214thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,143rd
34.5b1,912t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“We both know I'm better than you”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 688th Most Beautiful Environments: 965th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,030th
8.054 billion servants. Hatred of cheese, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We see, we do, we will”
Most Pacifist: 5,908th Best Weather: 5,961st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,553rd
4.106 billion Aqualians. Avant-garde cinema, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Wedding Planner”
Most Conservative: 8,025thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,544thMost Pro-Market: 15,670th
7.43b459t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“I still remember”
Most Secular: 258th Most Influential: 1,043rd Most Developed: 1,120th
4.855 billion Kebecoisians. Daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Make Zhopgrad Cheeki Breeki Again!”
Rudest Citizens: 488thMost Inclusive: 837thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,102nd
6.70b1,565t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“We are order! We are power! We are Disea Asterla!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 397thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 910thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,410th
1.96b463t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“Meu Miau Meow”
11.171 billion crazy cat people. Sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Right-wing Utopia
“Boink at will!”
Nudest: 2,268th Most Stationary: 3,343rd Largest Gambling Industry: 4,221st
12.795 billion Boinkians. Compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“SRBT”
Most Stationary: 4,332ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,326thLargest Populations: 15,452nd
13.0b420t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Unionis in aeternum”
5.232 billion Genovians. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Vi dricker vatt”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,354th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,973rd Largest Welfare Programs: 5,157th
6.567 billion Titans. Daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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