Trading Cards
Earn Trading Cards by answering issues. Each issue has a chance of granting a new pack!
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1.17 Hellei's trades...
Hellei's Deck
LEGENDARY CARDS
Democratic Socialists
“Bite Me”
30.232 billion Blogotopians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Iron Fist Consumerists
“WU-TANG IS FOREVER”
17.163 billion KILLA BEES. Prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Dignity, Acumen, Valour, Integrity, Determination!”
34.335 billion Fengateans. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty”


19.943 billion Miracles. Barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Yeah, Get Some!!”
17.098 billion Raxxxians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“If it ain't broke break it.”
12.484 billion Slaytanians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Oh, I've got heathens aplenty right here”
14.004 billion Improving Wordinessians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom is Magic”
16.574 billion Ponies. Rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“Freedom through Unity”
12.491 billion Americans. Frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“A mans money should always be found in his possession.”
5.64b1,147t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Smash the 🅱️ourgeoisie”
5.16 billion comrades. Deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“I shall Defend those who can not defend themselves”
31.669 billion Arch Angels. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“How many dimensions are there?”
14.641 billion Spaceans. Zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“We both know I'm better than you”
8.054 billion servants. Hatred of cheese, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We see, we do, we will”
4.106 billion Aqualians. Avant-garde cinema, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“I still remember”
4.855 billion Kebecoisians. Daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
UNCOMMON CARDS
Anarchy
“Meu Miau Meow”

11.171 billion crazy cat people. Sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Right-wing Utopia
“Boink at will!”
12.795 billion Boinkians. Compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Unionis in aeternum”
5.232 billion Genovians. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Vi dricker vatt”
6.567 billion Titans. Daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE