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EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Nationalism has a way of oppressing others.”
7.019 billion Napantii. Digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Ashen like the Wolf”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 206th Largest Black Market: 557th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 703rd
15.763 billion Wulfes. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“With a strong Will, anything is possible”
Largest Publishing Industry: 471st Most Cheerful Citizens: 641st Most Cultured: 1,454th
20.462 billion Regirians. National health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Ortmayer knows best.”
8.536 billion Ortmayerlandians. Ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“Simia vidi , simia fēcī”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 91st Most Influential: 186th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,395th
7.136 billion Apetopians. Public floggings, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Bacon!!!!”
Largest Retail Industry: 495th Most Secular: 501st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 573rd
5.282 billion Fisters. Closed borders, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“No gods , no masters”
1.227 billion Anarchismusans. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and fear of technology.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

RARE CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“Make it so!”
Most Efficient Economies: 48th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 568th Largest Black Market: 607th
22.966 billion Trekies. Smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Semper Paratus Pro Patria”
Largest Populations: 2,146th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,299th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,680th
26.778 billion Assorrotarians. Parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“corvus oculum corvi non eruit”
Most Efficient Economies: 518th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,098th Safest: 1,536th
14.099 billion Arkanikians. Aversion to nipples, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Everyone dies, we intend to deserve it”
Safest: 766th Most Pacifist: 1,225th Best Weather: 1,592nd
16.158 billion Abstract Vastness. Keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Your army means nothing! Your faith, even less!”
7.812 billion Dragons. Closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Ми рухаємося вперед до Страшного суду!”
Lowest Crime Rates: 677th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,076th Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,092nd
7.76 billion Ukrainian Civil Guardians. Smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“This machine kills fascists. ”
Most Stationary: 6,850th Most Income Equality: 13,283rd
9.46 billion 84th Revolutionary Worker Councilians. Compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“The cunning of a cat, the ferocity of a dragon!”
7.386 billion Clan Cats. Frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Capitalist Paradise
“It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you”
Largest Retail Industry: 678th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 822nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,060th
8.386 billion Prybourneans. Rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“God save the South”
Most Stationary: 8,180th Largest Gambling Industry: 9,743rd Most Influential: 12,605th
8.326 billion General R E Leeans. Burgeoning coyote population.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Die Gedanken Sind Frei”
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,246th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,913th Largest Governments: 2,165th
5.6 billion Comackians. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“The one and only...”
4.839 billion Ghost of Festavoans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“All Hail Zuboxiz!”
5.005 billion Zuboxians. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 710th Fattest Citizens: 1,221st Most Armed: 1,334th
5.249 billion Toxic Townians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“There are no men like me. There's only me.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 5,382nd Most Pro-Market: 8,944th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,111th
5.051 billion Lannisters. Barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The union within a union!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 665th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,130th Largest Retail Industry: 1,398th
4.606 billion Hofflandians. Infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Conservative Democracy
“Victory through God”
1.908 billion Cityens. Avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Quin ngiish ka solxin rima!”
Most Average: 5,442nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11,811th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,248th
474 million Ragerians. Burgeoning Soaring Eagle population.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Fealty to One”
Most Efficient Economies: 1,231st Largest Black Market: 2,115th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,172nd
13.721 billion Elerianites. Smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Life *IS* a Beach”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,192nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,921st Largest Populations: 6,441st
17.244 billion Grand Western Beachians. Zero percent divorce rate and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Try our Svinekoteletter and Norwedish meatballs”
Most Stationary: 2,381st Largest Populations: 10,059th Most Income Equality: 10,229th
13.86 billion Norwedenians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Please - Do Not Recruit Here”
Most Politically Free: 420th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,434th Highest Drug Use: 1,849th
13.58 billion Gbagbolandians. Absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ever Armed.....Ever Able.....Ever Ready”
Largest Populations: 2,270th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11,645th Largest Black Market: 11,924th
26.292 billion Foxtonians. Frequent executions, national health service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
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