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Grand Elder Guru's Deck

Grand Elder Guru has 10 cards. Value...

UNCOMMON CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name.”
Largest Populations: 10,660th
13.514 billion Grand Elder Guruans. Ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Just Another Bad Life Choice ”
5.16 billion Axisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“God, Homeland, Liberty”
2.927 billion Jh1505ians. Pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Mother Knows Best State
“RUSSIA is the evolution of the Soviet Union”
Largest Mining Sector: 5,693rd
10.376 billion Red Fleetians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“We now have machine-guns! BWAHAHAHAHA!”
6.385 billion Tyranians. Enslaved workforce, public floggings, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Be Compassionate To All Autre Gens”
2.621 billion Republic of Les Gensians. Museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Nature”
1.628 billion Creakians. Complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“We are God's people forever”
110 million Heaven loveans. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Compulsory Consumerist State
“ Sigra meš betri eldflaugum”
276 million Nordurseyjarians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Only Strength Overcomes”
298 million Viriboans. Compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation