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LEGENDARY CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“God was a dream of good government.”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st Smartest Citizens: 12th Highest Poor Incomes: 12th
27.029 billion Despoticanians. Avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program.

EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“hardcore garbage pail kid posse”
Least Corrupt Governments: 59th Most Rebellious Youth: 60th Healthiest Citizens: 147th
29.684 billion velonians. Keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“For Bakery, For Glory!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 297th Most Rebellious Youth: 330th Most Cheerful Citizens: 529th
20.332 billion Bluerpsians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Vivat Liberali Causa”
Most Influential: 284th Least Corrupt Governments: 348th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 360th
11.562 billion Omanis. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Death to Seagulls!”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 54thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 55thSmartest Citizens: 64th
16.3b8,261t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Many people, one nation, one state, shared prosperity.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 255thMost Inclusive: 439thMost Compassionate Citizens: 445th
6.91b1,667t
SEASON TWO

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Authoritarian Democracy
“By God's Favour I conquer!”
Most Efficient Economies: 69th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,066th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,298th
23.59 billion Imbriniumians. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Together we can make Retired WerePenguins great again!”
Most Efficient Economies: 581st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 848th Highest Economic Output: 896th
27.576 billion WerePenguins. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Come to the Catholic Church; We have second breakfast”
Best Weather: 445th Most Devout: 450th Most Pacifist: 733rd
27.008 billion Franciscans. Compulsory vegetarianism, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Join The Red Fleet!”
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,068thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,310thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,333rd
16.1b1,194t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Nĕ ƃʋƌĕtĕ ʟi vԓ sʋƌitᶡĕ ɴas ƞo čʋžoĭ statistiкa?”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 55thMost Advanced Public Transport: 229thHighest Average Tax Rates: 428th
35.4b6,882t
SEASON TWO
Libertarian Police State
“Adventure is just bad planning.”
Largest Populations: 577thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,372ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,086th
34.9b1,329t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 555th Highest Drug Use: 572nd Most Politically Free: 847th
7.301 billion RHW iiians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Gott und mein Recht”
11.185 billion Ghearmanaigh. Anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The citizens know what best for themselves and not me”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 318th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 371st Highest Disposable Incomes: 390th
9.279 billion Coltpowerians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Commonwealth”
Most Extreme: 148th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,124th Highest Drug Use: 1,149th
4.384 billion Federal Commonwealth of Australians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Darkness is the Light”
Largest Publishing Industry: 765th Most Inclusive: 989th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,195th
6.303 billion Rebels. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Work”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 258thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 503rdLargest Insurance Industry: 840th
4.36b1,027t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“By The Caleb For The People”
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,493rd Most Avoided: 5,162nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,146th
1.329 billion Caleb Landians. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Qui translati tamen crescunt”
Most Primitive: 140th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 381st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 809th
12.679 billion Vegvaraki. Museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and ritual sacrifices.
New York Times Democracy
“Dhivehi Raajjeyge Jumhooriyya”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,806thMost Stationary: 2,312thLargest Populations: 9,891st
15.6b563t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“VIVA, MONSTER UNION!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 841stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,032ndMost Primitive: 1,058th
16.8b2,848t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Voulez-vous qu'on vous fasse des révolutions à l'eau?”
Largest Populations: 8,259th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,677th Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,988th
15.383 billion Taijis. Daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Here's to anything.”
Largest Populations: 2,110thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,165thMost Influential: 9,867th
28.6b1,420t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“420 cut defenceless dolls in half everyday”
Most Income Equality: 52ndMost Authoritarian: 2,233rdMost Extreme: 6,798th
16.6b79.2t
Psychotic Dictatorship
“I am full of meat.”
Most Stationary: 139th Largest Populations: 256th Most Authoritarian: 4,962nd
33.996 billion Gamerans. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Bás de rogha ar Easonóir”
Least Corrupt Governments: 511th Largest Publishing Industry: 792nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,169th
16.789 billion Wessex Celts. National health service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Unidade, Acção e Progresso”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,110th Most Stationary: 8,043rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,614th
12.449 billion Timor Lesteans. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“战争即和平! 自由即奴役! 无知即力量!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 299thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 727thMost Ignorant Citizens: 905th
13.4b2,733t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For the glory of the Motherland!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 517th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 603rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 750th
11.355 billion New Russians. Strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
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