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Chads United has 177 cards. Value...

LEGENDARY CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Our upstream provider did it!”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st Highest Economic Output: 1st Most Secular: 1st
31.443 billion Uniserveans. Infamous sell-swords, conspicuous electricity pylons, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st Fattest Citizens: 2nd Most Armed: 3rd
29.506 billion Burst Linkians. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Think about it for a moment.”
Game Mod
Largest Populations: 33rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 177th Best Weather: 372nd
34.872 billion Cogitationites. Complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Anyone caught with Harry Potter will be EXECUTED!”
Largest Populations: 39th Largest Insurance Industry: 119th Largest Agricultural Sector: 129th
34.853 billion Eta Carinaeans. Triple-decker prams, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Crush Their Spirits and You Will Control Their Minds”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st Most Avoided: 1st Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd
31.808 billion East Borlandists. Free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets.
Corporate Police State
“Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th Highest Disposable Incomes: 10th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13th
34.338 billion Wulfens. Museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“If you aren't remembered, you never existed”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th Largest Insurance Industry: 7th
31.722 billion Iron Leaguerans. Vat-grown people, public floggings, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Always be ready for a fight”
Rudest Citizens: 53rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 67th Fattest Citizens: 94th
11.477 billion Valrutians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and smutty television.
Left-wing Utopia
“Will class angle for labour vouchers”
Editor
Most Inclusive: 234th Highest Poor Incomes: 308th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 309th
7.976 billion Caracasusians. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

New York Times Democracy
“Welcome to the Islands Paradise!”
Woonsocket was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 281
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 101stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 111th
33.9b15,107t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.”
Largest Populations: 88thHighest Economic Output: 204thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 366th
36.6b12,910t
SEASON TWO
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Populations: 142ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 175th
42.8b6,291t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Democratic Socialists
“Strength by will and rule by compassion”
Most Inclusive: 195thHealthiest Citizens: 211thMost Developed: 220th
18.3b4,827t
SEASON TWO
We don't need no stinkin' motto!
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rd
37.1b20,647t
Corporate Police State
SEASON THREE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Tomorrow is an illusion, live for today.”
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st Most Cultured: 30th
15.106 billion Arcterrans. State-planned economy, smutty television, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Further beyond imagination”
Safest: 203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 285thMost Advanced Public Education: 321st
20.0b5,022t
SEASON TWO
Benevolent Dictatorship
“the light at the end of the tunnel is hell”
Largest Populations: 119thHighest Crime Rates: 139thMost Armed: 154th
36.5b8,161t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“In God We Trust”
Most Cultured: 250thHighest Economic Output: 262ndMost Devout: 276th
32.3b11,624t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Pour la paix et l'égalité.”
Most Influential: 145thHealthiest Citizens: 212thMost Developed: 217th
17.1b5,645t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“All Hail The Almighty Clutch Or Else!”
Most Stationary: 11th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th Largest Mining Sector: 16th
34.144 billion Clutchans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Libertas”
Largest Publishing Industry: 94thMost Rebellious Youth: 182ndLargest Welfare Programs: 258th
33.6b7,739t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Revolution is not the right of the people but the duty.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 88th Largest Insurance Industry: 407th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 407th
19.417 billion Des-Balians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
New York Times Democracy
“Forever adjusting the scales of balance.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 130th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th Largest Publishing Industry: 418th
17.994 billion Lordiethians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.”
Smartest Citizens: 5thMost Cultured: 11thHighest Poor Incomes: 11th
32.5b21,019t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“For the Tsar, faith and fatherland!”
Most Influential: 38thMost Scientifically Advanced: 457thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 564th
20.7b6,330t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Because we can”
Most Avoided: 365thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 393rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 495th
24.0b8,603t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 116thHighest Economic Output: 120thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 121st
32.7b15,739t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“How stupid are the people of Iowa?”
Largest Gambling Industry: 177th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 193rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 197th
25.404 billion Fa Nienteans. Public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Greed Is Eternal”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 146thHighest Economic Output: 178thLargest Insurance Industry: 206th
29.2b13,566t
Corporate Police State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th Largest Mining Sector: 19th
34.865 billion NakNakians. Anti-smoking policies, fear of technology, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
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