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LEGENDARY CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The only prescription is more cowbell!”
Game Mod
Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 209thBest Weather: 379th
35.5b7,918t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Hey moderators is this motto against the rules too?”
Largest Welfare Programs: 37thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 42ndSafest: 46th
17.0b5,523t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Pancakes make good frisbees.”
Editor
Helaw was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 258
Most Secular: 600th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,164th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,514th
5.184 billion Helawans. Complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Alle Menschen und Zauberpferde sind Brüder”
Smartest Citizens: 46thMost Scientifically Advanced: 98thMost Efficient Economies: 102nd
19.8b9,201t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Whose fire-tried hearts outlast a thousand autumns”
Largest Black Market: 19thHighest Economic Output: 88thLargest Mining Sector: 106th
32.6b18,041t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Stick it where?”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20thLargest Publishing Industry: 82ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 94th
24.2b5,920t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Power through Unity, Unity through Conformity”
Largest Insurance Industry: 505thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 617thHighest Disposable Incomes: 626th
22.2b7,165t
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“The Empire Shall Grow”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14thRudest Citizens: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 46th
19.4b12,014t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“bEPU!! bEPU!! bEPU!!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 40thLargest Black Market: 114thLargest Mining Sector: 151st
17.6b9,338t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“A Witty Saying Proves Nothing”
Least Corrupt Governments: 180thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 230thSafest: 455th
20.5b6,109t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Ceterum censeo Huerdaeam esse delendam”
Largest Insurance Industry: 102ndLargest Mining Sector: 173rdHighest Economic Output: 198th
32.5b13,048t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“In God We Trust”
Most Cultured: 250thHighest Economic Output: 262ndMost Devout: 276th
32.3b11,624t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“We never pave paradise to put up a parking lot”
Most Cultured: 140thMost Cheerful Citizens: 154thLargest Populations: 165th
36.3b216t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Civil rights exist only to be banned.”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 65thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 127thLargest Insurance Industry: 188th
11.5b4,443t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In Honour Bound”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 91stMost Influential: 221stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 379th
19.6b5,435t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Ewige Blumenkraft und ewige Schlangenkraft”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 56thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61stLargest Mining Sector: 68th
34.5b19,420t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“For Holy Justice We March Forward!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 56thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 84thFattest Citizens: 85th
21.7b10,765t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Honor, Faith, Loyality is above all else”
Most Cultured: 58thMost Cheerful Citizens: 71stMost Devout: 88th
35.7b9,685t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Cast off the crutch that kills the pain the red flag...”
Wopruthien was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 229
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 174thMost Pacifist: 226thMost Compassionate Citizens: 247th
26.2b4,961t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Ex Octo Unum”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 207thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 345th
32.7b9,343t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Whatever's done in the shadows will soon come to light”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 161st Most Cheerful Citizens: 284th Safest: 345th
26.983 billion Kendians. Unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 48thHighest Economic Output: 72nd
30.6b19,293t
Left-Leaning College State
“Better dead than zed.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 204thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 271st
21.4b6,947t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Cold Beer & Peanuts Here!”
Healthiest Citizens: 11thMost Developed: 12thLongest Average Lifespans: 16th
35.7b16,783t
SEASON TWO
Compulsory Consumerist State
“I Always Knew the President Wanted to Kill Us”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 179thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 195thLargest Populations: 200th
36.2b12,202t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Mew! =^_^=”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 48th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th Largest Gambling Industry: 70th
31.559 billion Corsetopians. Aversion to nipples, national health service, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Freedom is risky, but everything worthwhile is.”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 88thMost Rebellious Youth: 99thHighest Crime Rates: 115th
30.4b10,700t
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Saludus Secundus”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 112thMost Advanced Public Education: 225thSmartest Citizens: 277th
23.4b6,739t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“Once you have their money, you never give it back”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 98thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 133rd
23.4b9,035t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Big things come in small packages”
Healthiest Citizens: 4th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th
32.969 billion Bistrostanians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
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