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Dr Hooves's Collection: “Project Car & Other Land Vehicles”

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LEGENDARY CARDS

Capitalizt
“Terra Incognita”
Most Armed: 28th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd Highest Crime Rates: 48th
24.319 billion Whereisthatistanians. Ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Anarchy
“Live Free or Drive Hard”
Highest Crime Rates: 6th Most Armed: 10th Most Rebellious Youth: 19th
31.9 billion HotRodians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Terra Incognita”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30thMost Armed: 32ndHighest Crime Rates: 61st
26.4b12,049t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 109thHighest Average Tax Rates: 202nd
16.7b4,069t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Get up for the down stroke”
Largest Publishing Industry: 27th Largest Welfare Programs: 28th Most Advanced Public Education: 33rd
29.838 billion Crooked Beatians. Daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Nature is made to be exploited”
Fattest Citizens: 171stLargest Insurance Industry: 172ndMost Avoided: 195th
14.0b5,499t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Nothing's Impossible”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17thSmartest Citizens: 21st
22.8b8,629t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“Peace”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st Largest Welfare Programs: 530th Most Advanced Public Education: 566th
11.803 billion Hippiesians. Daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“ROI is King”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 67th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 69th Highest Crime Rates: 156th
12.885 billion ICoCIs. Enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“ROI is King”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 85thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 88thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 91st
14.9b6,632t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Too much imagination is a path to corruption.....”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 355thLargest Black Market: 374thLargest Gambling Industry: 383rd
13.6b4,592t
SEASON TWO
Too much imagination is a path to corruption.....
Largest Gambling Industry: 403rdLargest Black Market: 440thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 552nd
20.1b7,211t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Timing is Key!”
Highest Crime Rates: 69th Most Armed: 89th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 97th
20.982 billion Texan Hotroddersians. Frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Burn Out or Bust”
Highest Crime Rates: 108th Most Armed: 132nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137th
20.591 billion HotRodia IIians. Keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Roast Boar, Warm Bread, Mulled Wine
Least Corrupt Governments: 100thLargest Publishing Industry: 119thHighest Food Quality: 123rd
8.74b3,160t
Liberal Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
No one can stop the spread of the Great David Fetter.
Most Patriotic: 111thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 199th
6.15b2,753t
Psychotic Dictatorship
SEASON THREE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Strength through Love and Equality”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,148th Most Rebellious Youth: 2,155th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,725th
19.284 billion Grenartians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy.
Left-wing Utopia
“Strength through Love and Equality”
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,042ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,173rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,734th
21.4b2,862t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ferrari is best by government test!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 139th Most Stationary: 336th Largest Publishing Industry: 719th
28.843 billion Dibzians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Ferrari is best by government test!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 133rdMost Stationary: 322ndLargest Publishing Industry: 728th
30.9b3,327t
Gloria I Tryienne!
Largest Publishing Industry: 187thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 370thLargest Black Market: 386th
24.2b6,325t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Push it to the limit.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 721st Most Efficient Economies: 948th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,120th
18.345 billion Cadonicans. Frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Push it to the limit.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 674thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,132ndMost Stationary: 1,234th
20.4b2,876t
SEASON TWO
Push it to the limit.
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 595thMost Stationary: 988thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,457th
26.8b3,788t
Civil Rights Lovefest
SEASON THREE
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 411thLargest Black Market: 489thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 794th
24.1b6,912t
Civil Rights Lovefest
SEASON THREE
Largest Black Market: 342ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 389thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 463rd
24.2b7,816t
Civil Rights Lovefest
SEASON THREE
Largest Agricultural Sector: 401stLargest Black Market: 741stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,025th
23.2b6,879t
Civil Rights Lovefest
SEASON THREE
Largest Black Market: 257thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 287thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 377th
28.4b8,171t
Civil Rights Lovefest
SEASON THREE
There's no greater feeling than winning a race
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 136thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 619thLargest Black Market: 631st
22.4b5,619t
Civil Rights Lovefest
SEASON THREE
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