Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
Security Council Resolution # 396
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
Article I: The Tale of Gholgoth
The tale of Gholgoth is a terrible one, the story of a region so stuck in its own complacency that it has failed numerous times to stop the festering immoralities within its own borders. A history doomed to repeat itself. A place of conflict, hatred, and death where a single spark can set off a fire that ravages the lives of billions. Even what good nations and people exist are drowned out and manipulated by those in power - who will never be good themselves.
Such evils have resided in Gholgoth from the very founding of the region in 2005 by Automagfreek, a nation that was - at the time - ruled by the iron hand of Damien Dreadfire, a man who committed numerous war crimes under the Gothic flag including the brutal murder of millions of innocent casualties as human sacrifices for the Freekish god of war and the blatant bullying and domination of small nations and alliances all across the multiverse. The seeds were planted with Dreadfire, but they would only get worse as the years passed on.
Soon came another loathsome nation, The Kraven Corporation (Kraven), a sadistic nation willing to subject their enemies - and even their own citizens - to unspeakable horrors in pursuit of totalitarian control over the entire realm of NationStates. As the story goes, Kraven was welcomed into the Gothic Alliance under the pretense that they were the only region that could contain such a vile presence, but for years they have stood idly by while Kraven's evil continues to grow in power...
These are unfortunately not unique examples. The Scandinvans, another Gothic nation, may be one of the most repulsive and terrifyingly powerful nations ever known to the multiverse. They are responsible for fire bombing entire cities, sponsoring foreign religious fanatics, collaborating with slaving cartels, and advocating for the end of all non-human intelligent life. Oh, and they also sport quite possibly the largest military known to man.
Even the so-called "good" nations of Gholgoth have their own disturbing pasts. The personality cult of Caesar Silvier Catherina Silvanus IV in Kylarnatia has reached such heights that it requires non-state religions to be permitted to practice by law - a direct opposition to religious freedom. The leader of the United Dominion (also known as LOVE DOG), Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus, is linked to abhorrent crimes such as ordering soldiers to purposely target medical civilians in warzones and personally decapitating the pope on a live camera feed. Zneyvind Outpost (a puppet of the Zneyvind Federation), is a notoriously isolationist organization that refuses to do its part in combating Gothic threats.
The tension of so many opposing powers led to the battle of Hab Centre 006, a bloodbath sparked by Kravens quick and violent subjugation of Vetalia as a puppet state under their control. The ensuing conflict was one of the bloodiest battles in recent memory with anti-aircraft weapons and deadly traps being used to directly target troops from Ghant and Havensky as they evacuated civilians from the battle site.
In light of that battle, the region decided to take action. To their credit, modern Gothic peacemaking efforts have been prevalent; but alas the diplomatic meetings that occurred in response to the battle of Hab Centre 006 were almost entirely a sham, and the representatives involved were fooled into believing that peace could be in the cards for Gholgoth.
Another attempt at some form of peace was the formation of the Pax Gothica - a regional capital and neutral ground between the ever-warring nations of Gholgoth that also acts as an entrance point for inter-regional diplomacy - but whatever peace the Pax sought has been fully and terribly distorted. It features districts such as the aptly named "Sin" district, a place where widespread human sacrifice, gladiatorial arenas, cannibal courts, and nearly every other vice is performed on an unmentionable and unimaginable scale. At the center lives the Hall of Heroes, a monument to the many "heroes'' of Gholgoth, most of whom are ruthless and terrible warlords such as Damien Dreadfire.
Despite Gholgoth's best recent efforts, the region remains teetering on the edge of violent war. So many evils can only live in peace for so long.
Article II: A Declamation of Condemnation
For over a decade, this council has watched your region become complacent in its ways, unable to put an end to the great evils that dwell in your many nations. You have become a powderkeg with the fuze lit and the whole world dreads the day your evil finally begins its angry and terrible descent on the larger realm of NationStates.
Knowing you will never change, and fearing that you will one day corrupt our own august halls,
The Security Council hereby condemns Gholgoth.
Security Council Resolution # 397
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Recognizing that many nations "kick butt" and that some such nations are worthy of our unalloyed praise, such as Electrum;
Praising the triumphs of collaboration of Electrums sporting administrators and historians over the years, something notable through their leadership of a variety of multiversal sporting federations including tennis, wherein they revived the series of tournaments known as the NationStates Tennis Tour, and ensured that international sporting history was collated and preserved for interested parties and for the sake of posterity;
Cheering the victories of Electrumite athletes in a variety of sports, most notably in:
World Cup 78, wherein the Electrumite national football team beat the team from Eura 3-1, an impressive historical feat for Electrumite football made possible through the hard work, sweat, and tears of Electrums captain Tyler Fernando and coach Jeffrey Clark,
The NationStates Tennis Tour, a series of tournaments whose doubles competitions were dominated by the pair of Sonya Gredello and Rosa Levinsky (known popularly by their nickname Ronya), Electrumite athletes who inspired the universe through their domination of Olympic tennis, the Grand Slams, and season-ending competition, and
The various sports that fall under the Olympics umbrella, as Electrumite athletes excelled in their disciplines and allowed their nation a point of pride in winning over six hundred medals over fifteen Games including the 10th Olympiad that Electrum co-hosted with Ceni and the 11th, 12th, and 13th Winter Olympiads that Electrum hosted by themself;
Acclaiming the impacts of Electrumite journalism, specifically in the fields of sports journalism -- where the Centralis Herald provides continuous coverage of all manner of activities on and off the pitch -- and news coverage, where the satirical newspaper The Turnip and their reporter Billiam Maskey keep audiences informed and bemused by their hatred of root vegetables not of the turnip variety;
Appreciating the contributions of Electrum's exceptionally talented programmers and graphic designers, collaborating with their colleagues in The Grearish Union to provide video games for the denizens of the multiverse to enjoy via the gaming company and storefront Dream Games;
Applauding the campy artistic talent of Electrumite recording artists, something evident through their top finishes in various WorldVision competitions including 1st place in the competition's 49th edition with an entry by Michael Street, 2nd place in the 50th edition, and 3rd place a further four times, including in their debut appearance in WorldVisions 35th edition with an entry by Eliza Nord;
Complimenting the slightly mischievous antics of Electrumite singer and athlete Gertrude Pullman who, among other achievements, performed at 24 editions of the WorldVision competition representing the Diplomatic Offices of Electrum while also finding time to develop sharp table tennis skills, winning 3 Olympic medals in the discipline;
Appraising that another jewel in the crown of Electrums accomplishments is the variety of problems Electrum's leaders have demonstrated to leaders of the other nations who erred in their previous decisions, compiling these issues in carefully prepared dossiers such as:
Dossier #1352 The Brains Behind Kuru, a dossier which pointed out the problems inherent in allowing any species of the multiverse to eat their own, something that led to an outbreak of a rare disease in affected states, and
Dossier #1353 The Birds and The Plan Bs, which investigated the natalist policies of nations that restricted access to a form of reproductive health care;
Applauding the perhaps lesser known contributions of the Electrumite World Assembly Delegation to recognizing their fellow nations who excelled, and continue to excel, in the realm of international athletics such as:
SC #306: Commend Audioslavia, a missive that celebrated Audisolavia for their stunning dominance of international football and auto racing competitions and leadership of the same sporting communities, and
Prizing the glittering achievements of this grand nation and hoping that through this alchemy we too can "kick butt" and strike a vein of gold comparable to theirs;
Hereby Commends Electrum.
Security Council Resolution # 398
A resolution to strike down Delegate-imposed barriers to free entry in a region.
The Security Council,
Recognising the nature of the Confederacy of Layem, whose government has long carried out unprovoked antagonism and infiltration against other regions and individuals,
Aware that the Confederacy's leadership alone is at fault for a sustained policy of intolerance that not only renders territory within its borders caustic, but all that with which the region interacts,
Bearing witness to the Confederacy of Layem's founder, Layem having been evaporated from the realm of corporeal existence by supernatural powers for transgressions beyond mortal comprehension, leaving open the path to reformation by force,
Believing the time has come for the international community to pacify this land and those that inhabit it, by establishing measures which reverse the Confederacy of Layem's attempts fortify itself against the inevitable consequences of its actions,
Hereby liberates the Confederacy of Layem.
Co-author: Refuge Isle
Security Council Resolution # 399
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #398 “Liberate Confederacy of Layem” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
Acknowledging that the intent of Security Council Resolution #398 (SCR #398) was to strike down the fortifications placed upon Confederacy of Layem in order for judgement of the region to be directed by the international community.
Understanding that the purpose of SCR #398 has been carried out through an occupation of the region by over 109 nations under the banner of Antifa, demonstrating the will of the international community against the region.
Asserting that permanent security measures to prevent the reestablishment of the old regime within Confederacy of Layem cannot be implemented unless SCR #398 is repealed.
Further maintaining that a repeal of SCR #398 does not in any way disprove the claims it has made about the necessity for the pacification of this region.
Noting that the Founder has been vapourised by an act of a deity, preventing their return to the region and ensuring the permanent pacification of the region for as long the multiverse exists.
Believing that SCR #398 has fulfilled its goal of removing barriers of entry into Confederacy of Layem and must now be repealed in order for the full destruction of the region to be complete.
Hereby Repeals SCR #398: Liberate Confederacy of Layem
Security Council Resolution # 400
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #98 “Commend Topid” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The Security Council,
Conceding that Topid was involved in the early Security Council, and many of their contributions were impressive,
Arguing, however, that SC#98 greatly exaggerates the ultimate meaningfulness of Topids involvement, especially given that much of their career in the Security Council was plagued with damaging mistakes,
Noting that immediately following the foundation of the Security Council, Topid using a vassal state named Tannerfrankland which Topid would later describe as the most hated [nation] in SC history passed the infamous resolution Condemn NAZI EUROPE, which led to over a year of angry debate, several attempts by prominent nations to repeal, and a strong push for an outright proscription of resolutions condemning ideologies,
Citing that after this debacle, Topid, under another puppet state known as Daynor, created yet another messy fight in the form of Condemn Grub, naively and wrongfully accusing the 10000 Islands founder of harassing and embarrassing the natives of the raider region Empire of Power, in a proposal widely-disliked by Security Council members,
Recognizing that Topid attempted to distance themselves from their early work by abandoning TannerFrankland, deprioritizing Daynor, and creating Topid,
Concerned, however, that Topid would again misstep in their early accusations against the General Assembly, which Topid would later describe as misguided and caused by naiveté,
Certain that Topids Repeal Commend 10000 Islands written under the nation Topid was unconvincing and, due to political tactlessness, caused a much larger fight between Topid and 10000 Islands than necessary,
Noting that Topid has written two open letters to members of the Security Council apologizing for much of their early work in the Security Council,
Granting that while Topid did indeed found The Security Council, as mentioned in SC#98, nations such as Sedgistan and A mean old man were the primary contributors to drafting. Topid was a nation with far less experience or clout, and was largely mentored by other nations in the region,
Believing that the campaigns of Topid and others against Security Council by-laws early on in the assemblys gestation were premature. These nations claimed that these by-laws would shut out commendations and condemnations for nations which involve themselves in inter-regional war, but the reverse came to pass, with these nations receiving disproportionate attention,
Disappointed that the World Factbook Entry of The Security Council states that the existence of these by-laws ensured that the Security Council collapsed and could not have a real community, a claim that is not only insulting, but incorrect, as the Security Council has successfully maintained a community of dedicated nations for over a decade,
Unsure of SC#98s claim that the most major campaigner against these by-laws, the Third-Walled Bloc, was single-handedly maintaining Security Council activity, and that after its collapse, Topid revived the Security Council with the passage of Condemn Unknown. While Condemn Unknown may have signified an acceptance of existing Security Council by-laws, SC#98 does not say this, instead making suspect claims about activity, though the frequency of resolutions passed did not change significantly before and after Condemn Unknown,
Unconvinced that Condemn Unknown was, as SC#98 implies, an example of Topids supposed pioneering, as the opinion promoted by Condemn Unknown that the destruction of regional communication systems is condemnable has never become a widespread or standardized belief in the Security Council,
Unimpressed by many of Topids other resolutions, which were of a lower quality than those by other pioneers, containing far less concrete evidence than other resolutions, and typically being far vaguer,
Concluding that much of Topids history in the Security Council was tainted by repeated mistakes, and that their valid contributions were sparser and of lesser quality than other early members, like Sedgistan, A Mean Old Man, and Naivetry, none of which have received commendation for their Security Council work alone,
Hereby repeals SC#98 Commend Topid.