Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
Below is every World Assembly resolution ever passed.
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Security Council Resolution # 301
Repeal: “Condemn This Game”
A resolution to repeal previously passed legislation.
Security Council Resolution #299 “Condemn This Game” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.
The World Assembly Security Council,
Noting the passage of SCR#299, "Condemn This Game" and aware of the satirical nature of such a resolution,
Believing that such satirical shenanigans are unbelievably unsuited for this most enlightened and suave council, and wisecracks such as the target resolution, written in regards to "humor" are better fitted for the partner chamber of the Security Council, in the uncouth proceedings of the General Assembly,
Knowing that, regardless of any intentions of the author to bring "good-will," "joy," or "humor" into this Council of Security, such intent is horribly misplaced and should be eradicated as soon as humanly possible,
Wishing to banish all traces of witticism from these Hallowed Halls,
And utterly disgusted that this attempt to brighten the days of those delegations who stay, solicit, or otherwise occupy the Consecrated Corridors has ended up being a drastic waste of time to those aforementioned delegations,
Hereby repeals the most dreaded Security Council Resolution of all time, of the ID #299, and of the title "Condemn This Game."
Passed: |
For: | 12,631 | 58.7% |
Against: | 8,886 | 41.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 302
Commend The Holy Principality of Saint Mark
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Category: Commendation
Nominee: The Holy Principality of Saint Mark
Recognizing The Holy Principality of Saint Mark (also referenced in this commendation as 'Saint Mark') as a leader in many aspects of the world,
Remembering Saint Marks Service as a Regional Officer in:
Osiris, as the longest serving Priest of Osiris, presiding as a judge over judiciary cases and one who helped craft its judicial accords, to establish the court system,
Albion, by creating its religion, including its sacred texts, holidays, clergy and ceremonies , and contributing heavily to the culture within the region as the Archbishop of the Church of Jormunr, and as an adviser to the King,
The Sasquatch Republic, as a founding member and the Dean of the Cathedral of Saint Agatha the Squatcher, helping to create the Sasquatch culture of the region,
Karma, as a founding member and Sage, protecting and guiding new nations in the region,
The East Pacific, as an Arbiter in the judicial system,
Also realizing Saint Mark has influenced many other Nations by serving as a leader in the feeder region, The West Pacific:
Serving as Delegate of The West Pacific, and during their time as Delegate,
Introducing the new Imperial culture,
Amending the Manners of Governance of the West,
Negotiating the treaty of Fuhuo with Lazarus,
Being the driving force behind the Détente between The South Pacific and the West,
Working diligently behind the scenes to encourage internal reforms in The Pacific, while helping some of the regions involved in the conflict to reach accord and,
By responding to events both internal and external in a thoughtful, reasoned way, sought to bolster The West Pacifics reputation as a serious, fair, active region,
Serving as the Minister of Foreign Affairs of The West Pacific, and during their time as Minister negotiating the Chol Covenant between The West Pacific and Lazarus, and writing the original Guide for Diplomatic Interactions, outlining the duties and expected behavior of diplomats,
Serving as the first Speaker of The Hall of Nations of The West Pacific, and during their time as Speaker wrote The Etiquette of The Hall of Nations, its operating procedures,
Serving as a Guardian of the West, protecting the region from coups,
Observing Saint Marks contributions to NationStates Today and their assistance in forming the News Partnership Framework which established the governance and goals of the NSToday organization which now stands as the Worlds largest news organization,
Appreciating how Saint Mark spearheaded the POP Accord, which created a safe environment for all, striving to prevent sexual endangerment of children, Signed and agreed upon by The East Pacific, South Pacific, The West Pacific, Lazarus, Balder, Osiris, Lands End, Pacifica, Ragerian Imperium, Krillin, and The Sasquatch Republic,
Seeking to commemorate the contributions and goodwill of The Holy Principality of Saint Mark,
Hereby commends The Holy Principality of Saint Mark.
Co-authored by Teralyon.
Passed: | |
For: | 16,164 | 70.7% |
Against: | 6,701 | 29.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 303
Commend Destructive Government Economic System
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Inspired by Destructive Government Economic System (DGES)s unprecedented suggestion in the early International Art Trade to collect artifacts from nations which had ceased to exist to preserve each nations history,
Convinced by its persuasive argument that collecting these artifacts should be pursued before its too late, as we already see the effects of time degrading these artifacts as they disappear,
Observing the sheer and unparalleled amount of ancient artifacts from nations that no longer exist preserved by DGES;
Admiring DGES enthusiastic collecting and maintaining of these artifacts to fight for their dwindling preservation, which has amassed a spectacular collection of:
Tens of thousands of artifacts from a diverse range of nations and cultures, which have been carefully and indiscriminately displayed in DGES museums,
Over 200 artifacts from nations where no other artifact has been found from, thus granting relevancy to forgotten communities,
many hard to find artifacts eg. Soops, Mindless contempt, and Sionis Prioratus;
Appreciating that DGES has loaned out hard to find artifacts to provide an opportunity for more exact copies of these artifacts to be created permitting for more nations to display in their galleries and preserve their legacy, eg. NASTIC 2 and Lord Ravenclaw;
Pleased that DGES shares more the 16,000 Ex-Nations works of art in a gallery;
Noting that through service in The North Pacific Cards Guild as a Deputy Guildmaster DGES:
has worked on growing the community of art collectors,
wrote an extremely in depth guide to help novice and experienced art collectors while collecting and enabling nations with less resources to learn of strategies to pursue their goals in collecting,
has assisted in creating a monthly competition to find,recognize, and awarding the best art collections on certain themes,
provided critical feedback on the development and operation of The North Pacifics 31 Days of Legendaries, a program to giveaway 31 Legendary quality pieces of art including The Hive Mind of Testlandia valued at 328 bank at the time,
Encouraging DGESs support of others in their art collecting endeavours by donating priceless works of art to other nations, including Sciongrad, Menta Lee-IL, and Reploid Productions;
Hereby Commends Destructive Government Economic System.
Passed: |
For: | 20,952 | 86.7% |
Against: | 3,208 | 13.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 304
Commend Almonaster Nuevo
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
ADMIRING the flags Almonaster Nuevos artists and government officials have crafted for foreign nations, producing more than 1800 flags over the course of 5+ years, and the consistent and high-quality commissions that Almonaster Nuevos artists and government leaders have given for so long,
RESPECTING the commitment Almonaster Nuevo has continually shown to lending a helping hand to other nations, through the nations long-lasting dedication to providing an incredibly valuable and difficult to locate service with no reward, only to help their fellow nations, performing selfless acts time and time again over the course of years,
UNDERSTANDING that flags are a key component of any nation, which take an incredible amount of talent and knowledge to create, and that only a select few nations have artists who possess such abilities, and that among those nations, still fewer are willing to let their skills be given freely to the world,
AWED by the other graphic work Almonaster Nuevos designers have produced for multitudes of nations and regions, regularly creating seals and other iconography, even producing official government seals and other art for 10000 Islands,
INSPIRED by the artists and government officials of Almonaster Nuevo indiscriminate willingness to create works of art for all other nations, and to treat all nations with respect, kindness, and generosity,
COMMEMORATING Almonaster Nuevos service as a three-time NationStates World Fairs committee member, where they:
Acted as an incredibly active moderator for the discussion during the 5th world fair, consistently and quickly responding to moderation requests,
Conducted an insightful interview on the NationStates bank, a tool used to allow for economic tracking and banking, which was open to anyone who registered,
Provided help in essential areas of the fair, such as setting up many regional booths, as well as giving technical assistance for the forums,
IMPRESSED by their service and work in region building for Canada, in which they have served as World Assembly Delegate and almost all other elected roles, first taking political office in 2007, as well as being an incredibly active and committed ambassador to multiple major regions,
HEREBY COMMENDS Almonaster Nuevo.
Passed: |
For: | 21,925 | 90.3% |
Against: | 2,358 | 9.7% |
Security Council Resolution # 305
Condemn Psychotic Dictatorships
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
In the name of all things democratic and free, this most august and well-endowed Security Council,
Detesting the existence of deplorable, despicable, disagreeable, diabolical, and all-around dastardly dominions in the world, which exist in spite of the best efforts of the influential and mighty nations of the world,
Aware that, while the possession of autocratic ideals is not an inherently vile disposition, it does lead the way for less savory and more ruthless characteristics,
Disgusted by the region of Psychotic Dictatorships, which has shown time and time again to not only foster these unscrupulous ideals in nations that otherwise had a chance of being good, but also to naturally seek out these nations and thrust them on the world stage for no other good reason than to commit atrocities towards the people of these nations, as well as signaling ill-will towards other nations,
Noting that the region has disavowed the World Assembly for many years due to the region being incompatible with many of the principles and ideals of the organization, as demonstrated by their policy of unchecked isolationism which is ever-present within the region as shown by their near-complete lack of embassies, save for the envoy with the Bedetopian Network, a splitaway region created by a former officer of Psychotic Dictatorships,
Disgusted by the fact that this embassy with the Bedetopian Network is present due to Psychotic Dictatorships use of the Network as a proxy for raiding missions, breaking their time-honored tradition of World Assembly rejection for the most despicable reasons possible,
Deploring the actions of the founder nation of this sanctum for the deranged, Menta Lee-IL, whose leader has shown that while it can oftentimes be difficult to isolate a singularly crazed individual a place so filled to the brim with psychopathic individuals, it is also quite possible to discern the person behind the lunacy,
Viscerally nauseated by the fact that Menta Lee-IL has forbidden the use of the name of their leader, simply requiring all nations (and presumably the residents within those nations, which would mean this edict is affecting trillions upon trillions of sapient individuals) to refer to them as "DEAREST LEADER" or similar, and explicitly mentioning this so-called "DEAREST LEADER's" feet as smelling of the highest quality roses and cologne that is in existence - a decree that was, rather oddly, accepted with minimal resistance,
Doubting that this individual's feet can smell anywhere close to that which they are described, and believing that if they do, in fact, smell of roses and cologne, that such a condition is a medical mystery that "DEAREST LEADER" should have professionally examined at the soonest opportunity possible,
Saddened by the complete dismissal of the World Assembly and its many benefits, despite the undeniable goodness that the World Assembly brings to the world at large on all accounts - a dismissal which, for many years, included a complete and explicit ban for all of Psychotic Dictatorships' nations from joining the World Assembly, which was no doubt in order to commit more atrocities without feeling the wrath that the World Assembly can bring down upon the region,
Perturbed by the nations which had the potential to do much good for the world hindered by this region, especially that of Samantha-Higgs, a nation that is ruled by somebody named Samantha who simply wanted to save their planet from nuclear war, but ended up killing all of the leaders of that planet and suppressing the many people residing on it,
Further disappointed that regions with such fruitful art collections such as that housed by Destructive Government Economic System are kept hidden from the world by the tyannical regime which runs it,
Unnerved by the excessive use of exclamation marks in the region, including in regional doctrine and public documents,
Slightly confused as to the reason why words relating to democratic ideals must be censored, given that the censorship of such words does no such thing to lessen actual thoughts of the ideology or its relatives,
And unhinged by the fact that "BEING A PONY NATION" results in removal from the region, a rule that is completely out of place and totally unfair,
Hereby condemns Psychotic Dictatorships.
Passed: |
For: | 18,009 | 84.2% |
Against: | 3,390 | 15.8% |