Security Council Resolutions
Since the rise of the World Assembly from the ashes of its predecessor, the Bureaucracy That Cannot Be Named, WA member nations have worked tirelessly to improve the standard of the world. That, or tried to force other nations to be more like them. But that's just semantics.
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Security Council Resolution # 303
Commend Destructive Government Economic System
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Inspired by Destructive Government Economic System (DGES)s unprecedented suggestion in the early International Art Trade to collect artifacts from nations which had ceased to exist to preserve each nations history,
Convinced by its persuasive argument that collecting these artifacts should be pursued before its too late, as we already see the effects of time degrading these artifacts as they disappear,
Observing the sheer and unparalleled amount of ancient artifacts from nations that no longer exist preserved by DGES;
Admiring DGES enthusiastic collecting and maintaining of these artifacts to fight for their dwindling preservation, which has amassed a spectacular collection of:
Tens of thousands of artifacts from a diverse range of nations and cultures, which have been carefully and indiscriminately displayed in DGES museums,
Over 200 artifacts from nations where no other artifact has been found from, thus granting relevancy to forgotten communities,
many hard to find artifacts eg. Soops, Mindless contempt, and Sionis Prioratus;
Appreciating that DGES has loaned out hard to find artifacts to provide an opportunity for more exact copies of these artifacts to be created permitting for more nations to display in their galleries and preserve their legacy, eg. NASTIC 2 and Lord Ravenclaw;
Pleased that DGES shares more the 16,000 Ex-Nations works of art in a gallery;
Noting that through service in The North Pacific Cards Guild as a Deputy Guildmaster DGES:
has worked on growing the community of art collectors,
wrote an extremely in depth guide to help novice and experienced art collectors while collecting and enabling nations with less resources to learn of strategies to pursue their goals in collecting,
has assisted in creating a monthly competition to find,recognize, and awarding the best art collections on certain themes,
provided critical feedback on the development and operation of The North Pacifics 31 Days of Legendaries, a program to giveaway 31 Legendary quality pieces of art including The Hive Mind of Testlandia valued at 328 bank at the time,
Encouraging DGESs support of others in their art collecting endeavours by donating priceless works of art to other nations, including Sciongrad, Menta Lee-IL, and Reploid Productions;
Hereby Commends Destructive Government Economic System.
Passed: |
For: | 20,952 | 86.7% |
Against: | 3,208 | 13.3% |
Security Council Resolution # 304
Commend Almonaster Nuevo
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
The Security Council,
ADMIRING the flags Almonaster Nuevos artists and government officials have crafted for foreign nations, producing more than 1800 flags over the course of 5+ years, and the consistent and high-quality commissions that Almonaster Nuevos artists and government leaders have given for so long,
RESPECTING the commitment Almonaster Nuevo has continually shown to lending a helping hand to other nations, through the nations long-lasting dedication to providing an incredibly valuable and difficult to locate service with no reward, only to help their fellow nations, performing selfless acts time and time again over the course of years,
UNDERSTANDING that flags are a key component of any nation, which take an incredible amount of talent and knowledge to create, and that only a select few nations have artists who possess such abilities, and that among those nations, still fewer are willing to let their skills be given freely to the world,
AWED by the other graphic work Almonaster Nuevos designers have produced for multitudes of nations and regions, regularly creating seals and other iconography, even producing official government seals and other art for 10000 Islands,
INSPIRED by the artists and government officials of Almonaster Nuevo indiscriminate willingness to create works of art for all other nations, and to treat all nations with respect, kindness, and generosity,
COMMEMORATING Almonaster Nuevos service as a three-time NationStates World Fairs committee member, where they:
Acted as an incredibly active moderator for the discussion during the 5th world fair, consistently and quickly responding to moderation requests,
Conducted an insightful interview on the NationStates bank, a tool used to allow for economic tracking and banking, which was open to anyone who registered,
Provided help in essential areas of the fair, such as setting up many regional booths, as well as giving technical assistance for the forums,
IMPRESSED by their service and work in region building for Canada, in which they have served as World Assembly Delegate and almost all other elected roles, first taking political office in 2007, as well as being an incredibly active and committed ambassador to multiple major regions,
HEREBY COMMENDS Almonaster Nuevo.
Passed: |
For: | 21,925 | 90.3% |
Against: | 2,358 | 9.7% |
Security Council Resolution # 305
Condemn Psychotic Dictatorships
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
In the name of all things democratic and free, this most august and well-endowed Security Council,
Detesting the existence of deplorable, despicable, disagreeable, diabolical, and all-around dastardly dominions in the world, which exist in spite of the best efforts of the influential and mighty nations of the world,
Aware that, while the possession of autocratic ideals is not an inherently vile disposition, it does lead the way for less savory and more ruthless characteristics,
Disgusted by the region of Psychotic Dictatorships, which has shown time and time again to not only foster these unscrupulous ideals in nations that otherwise had a chance of being good, but also to naturally seek out these nations and thrust them on the world stage for no other good reason than to commit atrocities towards the people of these nations, as well as signaling ill-will towards other nations,
Noting that the region has disavowed the World Assembly for many years due to the region being incompatible with many of the principles and ideals of the organization, as demonstrated by their policy of unchecked isolationism which is ever-present within the region as shown by their near-complete lack of embassies, save for the envoy with the Bedetopian Network, a splitaway region created by a former officer of Psychotic Dictatorships,
Disgusted by the fact that this embassy with the Bedetopian Network is present due to Psychotic Dictatorships use of the Network as a proxy for raiding missions, breaking their time-honored tradition of World Assembly rejection for the most despicable reasons possible,
Deploring the actions of the founder nation of this sanctum for the deranged, Menta Lee-IL, whose leader has shown that while it can oftentimes be difficult to isolate a singularly crazed individual a place so filled to the brim with psychopathic individuals, it is also quite possible to discern the person behind the lunacy,
Viscerally nauseated by the fact that Menta Lee-IL has forbidden the use of the name of their leader, simply requiring all nations (and presumably the residents within those nations, which would mean this edict is affecting trillions upon trillions of sapient individuals) to refer to them as "DEAREST LEADER" or similar, and explicitly mentioning this so-called "DEAREST LEADER's" feet as smelling of the highest quality roses and cologne that is in existence - a decree that was, rather oddly, accepted with minimal resistance,
Doubting that this individual's feet can smell anywhere close to that which they are described, and believing that if they do, in fact, smell of roses and cologne, that such a condition is a medical mystery that "DEAREST LEADER" should have professionally examined at the soonest opportunity possible,
Saddened by the complete dismissal of the World Assembly and its many benefits, despite the undeniable goodness that the World Assembly brings to the world at large on all accounts - a dismissal which, for many years, included a complete and explicit ban for all of Psychotic Dictatorships' nations from joining the World Assembly, which was no doubt in order to commit more atrocities without feeling the wrath that the World Assembly can bring down upon the region,
Perturbed by the nations which had the potential to do much good for the world hindered by this region, especially that of Samantha-Higgs, a nation that is ruled by somebody named Samantha who simply wanted to save their planet from nuclear war, but ended up killing all of the leaders of that planet and suppressing the many people residing on it,
Further disappointed that regions with such fruitful art collections such as that housed by Destructive Government Economic System are kept hidden from the world by the tyannical regime which runs it,
Unnerved by the excessive use of exclamation marks in the region, including in regional doctrine and public documents,
Slightly confused as to the reason why words relating to democratic ideals must be censored, given that the censorship of such words does no such thing to lessen actual thoughts of the ideology or its relatives,
And unhinged by the fact that "BEING A PONY NATION" results in removal from the region, a rule that is completely out of place and totally unfair,
Hereby condemns Psychotic Dictatorships.
Passed: |
For: | 18,009 | 84.2% |
Against: | 3,390 | 15.8% |
Security Council Resolution # 306
Commend Audioslavia
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
THE SECURITY COUNCIL:
NOTING that Audioslavia was founded on December 17th 2002 and has participated in the World Cup since antiquity;
APPLAUDING Audioslavias contribution to the world of sports administration including:
co-writing, along with Starblaydia, the current version of the Guide to Sports, which greatly assists new nations participating in the sporting world;
presiding over the World Cup Committee for two cycles, an office elected by the World Cup community to collect votes for the three most prestigious football events in NationStates (NationStates World Cup, the Baptism of Fire and the Cup of Harmony);
managing four seasons of the World Grand Prix Championship, which included organising up to fifteen raceweeks and tracking drivers and constructors championship standings; and
providing eye-catching and aesthetically uncompromising football kits for new and old national teams across the multiverse through Kirola Sportwear;
RECALLING the following achievements that The Bulls, Audioslavias national football team, and the Football Federation of Audioslavia have accomplished:
winning two World Cups, the 63rd and 64th editions, with a further seven runner-up finishes, tying with The Holy Empire in having the most appearances at World Cup Finals;
co-hosting four World Cups: the 7th edition with Lemmitania, the 25th with Kaze Progressa, the 66th with The Inevitable Syndicate and the 75th with Krytenia;
being inducted into the World Cup Nation Hall of Fame after the 18th edition of the World Cup, cementing Audioslavias place as one of the great football nations;
participating in and infamously winning the 46th edition of the Baptism of Fire, a tournament intended for debuting football nations, despite The Bulls debuting many years earlier;
co-creating the Confederation Of Calanian And North-Eastern Football Associations, the largest multiassociational league in history, where Audioslavian teams 1830 Cathair and AC Izotz Zubia saw great success in international club football; and
winning two editions of the Atlantian Oceania Confederation of Association Football Cup, the longest running regional football tournament;
ACKNOWLEDGING the popular notoriety of Jeremy Jaffacake, an Audioslavian known across the multiverse for his extreme devotion to The Bulls and his videojournalism series The Idiot Project which is recognised as the pinnacle of sports journalism;
RECOGNIZING that Audioslavia has passed down its experience and knowledge in football and auto racing to other nations, with the sporting world being better because of mentoring graciously provided over the years;
CONCLUDING that a nation which has contributed so greatly to the sporting world deserves recognition by the Security Council for its actions;
HEREBY COMMENDS Audioslavia.
Passed: |
For: | 22,372 | 93.8% |
Against: | 1,489 | 6.2% |
Security Council Resolution # 307
Condemn Auphelia
A resolution to express shock and dismay at a nation or region.
The Security Council,
Beginning with lamentation that Auphelia has subjugated The South Pacific to its rule as a four-time Local Councillor of the region;
Frightened by the sheer number of messages with which Auphelia has bombarded various regional message boards, making it impossible for nations to keep up with vital diplomatic affairs,
Incensed that, to make matters worse, Auphelia has published many of these messages on trivial or pernicious topics in outrageous disregard of readers sanity (for example, repeatedly issuing statements consisting only of quotes from a certain satirical sitcom, as well as flooding several regions with portraits of Auphelian cult leader Norman the Turtle, causing him to gain a following in other nations and leading to chaos and disruption in world communication);
Sympathetic to the government of The South Pacific, which was forced to create an entirely new line of communication in the region of Knowhere in response to Auphelias persistent disregard for norms of diplomatic interaction;
Mortified that Auphelia has inundated The South Pacific with hundreds of polls on wasteful or egocentric topics, of which it is best to mention only a few in order to preserve voters intellects, such as Cats: What are they? and What word best describes Auphelia?;
Turning up its nose at the nine horrendous musicals Auphelian playwrights have authored, including The Gods, Tyrannical, and Helter Skelter, which (in addition to the aforementioned polls) Auphelia sends to unconsenting nations in The East Pacific, The North Pacific, 10000 Islands, Forest, and elsewhere by commandeering The South Pacifics embassies;
Quite annoyed that Auphelia claims its language consists only of words that look like wheat, causing foreigners to unintentionally insult Auphelia and cause diplomatic crises simply by saying wheat wheat when they mean wheat wheat;
Appalled that Auphelia has wreaked havoc in world bureaucracy by instructing the officials of new nations to fill out fictitious forms and complete absurd or impossible actions as if they were enforceable law;
Calling out Auphelias state media, Auphelia News Now, for its biased and scandal-focused journalism, which has involved reporting on a fabricated rodent takeover of the world and perpetuating the conspiracy theory that The South Pacifics regional mascot had been kidnapped;
Very disappointed that Auphelia allowed its satellite nation, Puddles the puppy, to terrorize the regions of Lazarus and The East Pacific by sending an admittedly cute but secretly Auphelian-possessed puppy named Puddles to snuffle hundreds of national leaders to death;
Tut-tutting at the fact that Auphelia supports roving bands of pirates, which not only make safe navigation of The South Pacifics seas a nightmare, but have also invaded The North Pacific on several occasions;
Enraged that Auphelia advocated the wholesale genocide of all marsupials, labelling nations with high marsupial populations as marsupial scum and establishing the Anti-Marsupial Council to arrest and interrogate marsupial sympathisers;
Unable to express the full extent of its revulsion at Auphelias pioneering of so-called creative torture methods, including, as a small sampling:
Ripping off the limbs of victims and shoving them in the victims eyes,
Chopping up victims and serving them in a soup cauldron,
Dipping victims in capsaicin,
Whacking victims with tentacles and lead pipes,
Flaying victims alive,
Cracking open victims rib cages and performing vivisections,
Sending waves of insects to enter the orifices of victims to eat the victims organs, lay their eggs, and eat through their flesh, and
Throwing victims into a woodchipper;
Utterly horrified at the vast number of crimes against humanity, including the aforementioned as well as numerous others, which Auphelia has advocated or committed on victims from across the world and particularly frequently on citizens of The Solar System Scope and Si-topia;
Revealing that Auphelia has turned these gross savageries into an industry, having established several immoral facilities from which it derives a great portion of its economic product:
The Torture Labyrinth, in which hundreds of victims languish,
The Auphelian Hospital and Tetanus Emporium, from which no patient has yet emerged alive,
The Pleasure Centre, a strip club and erotic ice cream parlour;
Simply shocked that Auphelias reign of terror in The South Pacific continues, unchecked, to this day;
Passed: |
For: | 14,537 | 66.0% |
Against: | 7,474 | 34.0% |