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The Zepublic of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

“What the first nations say”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Taijitu

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Zepublic of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.303 billion Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzcity. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,358 trillion ZZy-eggs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 214,656 ZZy-eggs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,991,192 per year while the poor average 2,178, a ratio of 913 to 1.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy's national animal is the ZZy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy is ranked 507th in the world and 2nd in Taijitu for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.99 million Standard Monetary Units.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 147thHighest Crime Rates: 322ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 429thMost Armed: 466thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 507thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 595thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 727thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 802ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 822ndLargest Gambling Industry: 893rdMost Rebellious Youth: 911thFattest Citizens: 960thMost Avoided: 968thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,403rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,786thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,411thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,604thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,699thLargest Mining Sector: 3,807thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,761stHighest Average Incomes: 5,405thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,434thLargest Retail Industry: 6,555thRudest Citizens: 7,080thLargest Populations: 7,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,791stMost Efficient Economies: 7,918thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,292ndTop
Most Pro-Market: 16,501stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,854thHighest Drug Use: 18,353rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,505thLargest Black Market: 18,952ndSmartest Citizens: 19,270thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,879th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the region

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