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The Queendom of Zzzzw


Category: Free-Market Paradise
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Location: Republic of Cuba

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Queendom of Zzzzw is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.017 billion Zzzzwians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Defense and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The thriving Zzzzwian economy, worth 304 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,600 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

The police force is on a recruitment drive, the government is avowedly atheist, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is moderate. Zzzzw's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zzzzw is ranked 60,204th in the world and 2nd in Republic of Cuba for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,936.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,100thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,767thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,221st

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