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The Constitutional Empire of Zurkerx

“The Empire Shall Grow”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Zentari

Regional Influence: Power


The Constitutional Empire of Zurkerx is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Dmitri Covasku III with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.482 billion Zurks live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskova. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zurk economy, worth an astonishing 14,256 trillion Zureus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 634,114 Zureus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,008,671 per year while the poor average 78,869, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Glamping Zurks won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, Zurkerx recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, President Dmitri Covasku III is considering changing the Zurk flag to one with more glitter, and students in Zurkerx's schools rarely attend their classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zurkerx's national animal is the Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Zurkerx is ranked 95th in the world and 1st in Zentari for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 17,861.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14thRudest Citizens: 41stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 46thHighest Disposable Incomes: 47thMost Avoided: 50thFattest Citizens: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 61stHighest Crime Rates: 68thMost Armed: 71stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 73rdLargest Gambling Industry: 85thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 87thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 95thMost Rebellious Youth: 96thMost Scientifically Advanced: 98thLargest Retail Industry: 105thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 110thHighest Average Incomes: 126thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 166thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 182ndMost Efficient Economies: 185thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 193rdLargest Insurance Industry: 200thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 205thHighest Economic Output: 205thMost Secular: 273rdLargest Mining Sector: 284thLargest Agricultural Sector: 290thLargest Information Technology Sector: 502ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 650thSmartest Citizens: 756thMost Cultured: 765thMost Stationary: 1,314thMost Inclusive: 1,441stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,569thTop
Largest Governments: 3,240thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,477thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,846thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,673rdLargest Populations: 5,660thLargest Black Market: 8,872ndMost Influential: 9,866thNudest: 10,108thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,525thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,687thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,502ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,652ndMost Pro-Market: 20,555thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,631stHighest Drug Use: 22,320th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the region

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