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The Synarchist Federation of Zordennox

“You Will Not Replace Us!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: United Fascist Workers Association

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Synarchist Federation of Zordennox is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kommissar Anton Nelminiv with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.164 billion Zordennians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vorinvec. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zordennian economy, worth 626 trillion Klads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 150,523 Klads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zordennox's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Guild Christianity.

Zordennox is ranked 162,861st in the world and 11th in United Fascist Workers Association for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Devout: 2,182ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,271stMost Armed: 4,250thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,332ndMost Cultured: 6,716thLowest Crime Rates: 6,740thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,073rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,845thMost Conservative: 8,331stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,318thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,347thMost Authoritarian: 9,884thMost Developed: 9,937thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,403rdLargest Governments: 11,646thHealthiest Citizens: 12,299thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,445thHighest Average Incomes: 13,277thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,800thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,890thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,146thSmartest Citizens: 17,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,216thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,899th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

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