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The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

“The car won't start!”

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Location: The Bar on the corner of every region

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.906 billion Zombies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,980 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 334,688 Brains, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,006,333 per year while the poor average 25,309, a ratio of 79.3 to 1.

Fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, the country is littered with broken homes, it is said that a Zombie Penguinsian woman's work is never done, and vacationing Zombies expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 205,356th in the world and 76th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -42.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Armed: 40thRudest Citizens: 45thHighest Crime Rates: 48thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 86thLargest Gambling Industry: 99thFattest Citizens: 126thMost Avoided: 224thMost Rebellious Youth: 329thLargest Retail Industry: 424thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 479thHighest Disposable Incomes: 481stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 611thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 630thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 833rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 897thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,077thHighest Average Incomes: 1,369thMost Efficient Economies: 1,404thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,860thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,166thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,496thHighest Drug Use: 2,586thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,721stMost Secular: 2,903rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,954thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,007thHighest Economic Output: 4,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,802ndLargest Governments: 8,159thMost Cultured: 8,167thNudest: 9,351stMost Stationary: 10,090thTop
Most Inclusive: 10,900thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,498thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,861stMost Pro-Market: 13,716thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,095thLargest Black Market: 14,269thMost Influential: 14,799thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,763rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,645th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the region

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