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The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins |
“The car won't start!”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excessive |
Location: The Bar on the corner of every region |
Regional Influence: Ambassador |
The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.842 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,260 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 490,464 Gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,574,397 per year while the poor average 4,660, a ratio of 981 to 1.
Tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, and savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.
Zombie Penguins is ranked 6,861st in the world and 2nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Stationary, with 2,825.9213164092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
- : Zombie Penguins banned The Possible Protectorate of For Your Protection from The Bar on the corner of every region.
- : Zombie Penguins lodged a message on the The Bar on the corner of every region Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie Penguins, they say that Penguins made a dessert and called it peace.