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The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

“The car won't start!”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Location: The Bar on the corner of every region

Regional Influence: Ambassador

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The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.842 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,260 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 490,464 Gold bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,574,397 per year while the poor average 4,660, a ratio of 981 to 1.

Tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, and savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 6,861st in the world and 2nd in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Stationary, with 2,825.9213164092 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 5thMost Armed: 6thHighest Crime Rates: 7thMost Avoided: 14thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14thLargest Gambling Industry: 18thHighest Drug Use: 22ndFattest Citizens: 31stLargest Retail Industry: 53rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rdMost Rebellious Youth: 55thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 62ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 104thHighest Disposable Incomes: 120thMost Ignorant Citizens: 217thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 254thMost Corrupt Governments: 285thMost Valuable International Artwork: 395thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 429thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 440thHighest Average Incomes: 505thLargest Mining Sector: 1,008thMost Secular: 1,039thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,149thHighest Economic Output: 1,289thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,471stMost Pro-Market: 1,778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,699thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,185thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,129thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,670thMost Stationary: 6,861stMost Efficient Economies: 7,340thMost Influential: 9,700thTop
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Nudest: 19,002ndMost Inclusive: 19,501stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,885thLargest Populations: 22,000thLargest Black Market: 24,580thMost Politically Free: 25,667th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the region

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