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The Queendom of Zombie Dragonia

“Glory to dragonkind”

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The Queendom of Zombie Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.404 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,632 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 313,203 Dragon Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 884,104 per year while the poor average 88,818, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, Zombie Dragonian political exiles populate the near abroad, and it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria.

Zombie Dragonia is ranked 6,544^th in the world and 141^st in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.1 law-abiding acts per hour.

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