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The Republic of Zolooloo

“First do no harm”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Republic of Zolooloo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nancy Allgood with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.359 billion Looloos enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lollapalooza. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zoloolooan economy, worth 207 trillion Bobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,833 Bobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ghost regiments exist only on paper, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zolooloo's national animal is the Hound of Culain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zolooloo is ranked 23,523rd in the world and 778th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,494.99 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,706thMost Influential: 2,184thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,901stBest Weather: 4,970thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,651stHealthiest Citizens: 6,667thNicest Citizens: 6,780thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,711thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,736thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,802ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,059thMost Inclusive: 11,544thTop
Most Pacifist: 12,698thMost Cultured: 14,799thSafest: 15,619thLowest Crime Rates: 16,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,048thMost Developed: 19,237thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,608thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,178thSmartest Citizens: 22,598thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,523rdMost Secular: 23,706th
Best Weather: 167th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 206th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 230th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 234th in the regionNicest Citizens: 236th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 345th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 347th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 351st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 355th in the regionMost Inclusive: 413th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 433rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 469th in the regionMost Pacifist: 500th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 526th in the regionSafest: 547th in the regionMost Developed: 557th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 628th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 646th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 695th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 778th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 812th in the regionMost Secular: 823rd in the region

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