The Pocket Dialed Land of Zolooloo
“Eat drink and be merry”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Pocket Dialed Land of Zolooloo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fatfaced Freddy with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.787 billion Looloos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lollapalooza. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Zoloolooan economy, worth 239 trillion Bobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,988 Bobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is under the thumb of countless special interests, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, and the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zolooloo's national animal is the Blue bum monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zolooloo was endorsed by The Republic of United States of Belvaria.
- : Following new legislation in Zolooloo, the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room".
- : Zolooloo was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Zolooloo, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings.
- : Zolooloo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Zolooloo endorsed The Democratic States of Anatasha.
- : Following new legislation in Zolooloo, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Zolooloo, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests.
- : Following new legislation in Zolooloo, Zoloolooan husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Following new legislation in Zolooloo, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Fatfaced Freddy after national disasters.
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