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The Pocket Dialed Land of Zolooloo

“Eat drink and be merry”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Pocket Dialed Land of Zolooloo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fatfaced Freddy with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.787 billion Looloos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lollapalooza. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zoloolooan economy, worth 239 trillion Bobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,988 Bobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is under the thumb of countless special interests, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, and the most common doctor's prescription is "get out of my consulting room". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zolooloo's national animal is the Blue bum monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zolooloo is ranked 195,748th in the world and 6,267th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.67 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,575thMost Influential: 2,076thTop
Best Weather: 4,020thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,378thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,515thNicest Citizens: 5,744thHealthiest Citizens: 6,657thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,300thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,528thMost Pacifist: 8,898thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,830thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,831stMost Inclusive: 10,746thTop
Safest: 12,064thLowest Crime Rates: 12,472ndMost Cultured: 13,424thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,752ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,652ndMost Advanced Public Education: 19,155thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,042ndMost Developed: 20,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,426thSmartest Citizens: 21,575th
Best Weather: 143rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 192nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 210th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 217th in the regionMost Influential: 237th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 281st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 288th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 322nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Pacifist: 336th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 350th in the regionMost Cultured: 383rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 397th in the regionTop
Safest: 425th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 492nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 505th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 555th in the regionMost Developed: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 635th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 659th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 665th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 729th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 790th in the region

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