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The Most Beautiful Garden of Zoesia

“We can because we think we can”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Dodeca

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Most Beautiful Garden of Zoesia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Divine Reisak Zoes with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 4.574 billion zoesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crocevia. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Zoesian economy, worth 178 trillion florins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,997 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoesia's national animal is the purple dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Reisakianism.

Zoesia is ranked 81,643rd in the world and 10th in Dodeca for Highest Economic Output, with 178 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,387thMost Income Equality: 7,982ndMost Authoritarian: 11,185thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,216thBest Weather: 15,583rdMost Conservative: 18,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,611thMost Pacifist: 22,235thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,729th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

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