The Chaotic Empire of Ziroxeut
“We Ride At Dawn”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: Conch Kingdom
Regional Influence: Vassal
The Chaotic Empire of Ziroxeut is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Aggro Axl Voltsen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.446 billion Ziroxeuterians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Detroit. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Ziroxeutian economy, worth 218 trillion zixes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,360 zixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ziroxeut's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is dog.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ziroxeut published "Ziroxeut wip" (Factbook: Overview).
- : Ziroxeut changed its national leader to "Aggro Axl Voltsen".
- : Following new legislation in Ziroxeut, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Ziroxeut, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
- : Following new legislation in Ziroxeut, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in Ziroxeut, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Ziroxeut was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Phandonia.
- : Ziroxeut changed its national leader to "Aggro Axl Zeut".
- : Ziroxeut was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of United States Of Florida.
- : Ziroxeut endorsed The Federal Republic of Jackalopetopia.
Endorsements Received: 54 » Duby, Socialist Platypus, Kursibar, Charville, The Free City of Nelson, Eastern Starbowie, Balan Bar, Pervincia, Seolia, Xavier The 1, Hubdova, Terra Valor, Nibelia, Deblar, GibmeMoney, Ruotsaland, Lislandia, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, BadBitchVille, StarGaiz, Suryadweep Islands, Elythrea, Loveable Dogs, Tolerian Empire, Untied States of Matter, Liberto-Ancapistan, Cramboria, Primis Tenebris, The sovereign provinces of Mesha, Aelandi, Devonigondwana, Kurczak Mielony, Redamia, Great Luirokitanea, GreatBritannia, Stustu, Hockeyyekcoh, Zuelong, Free Azell, Cyzixraqab, Ciapore, Gatorstan, Cle Brait, United Cyber Tech, Covoicotheval, El Blurkistan, The Psittacines, Kliffoj, Swiss Hommousionopia, Vivenxistan, and 4 others.Oktadonia, Arctua, United States Of Florida, and Phandonia.