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The State of Zion-Israel


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Location: Non Aligned Movement

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The State of Zion-Israel is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prime-Minister Netanyahu-Sharon with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.646 billion Zion-Israelis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 12.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Zion-Israeli economy, worth 323 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 48,719 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and many in Zion-Israel are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Zion-Israel's national animal is the Hoopoe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Judaism.

Zion-Israel is ranked 118,175th in the world and 20th in Non Aligned Movement for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 56 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,523rd
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the region

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