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The Constitutional Monarchy of Zimnior

“God, Homeland, Liberty”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Dead Sea

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Constitutional Monarchy of Zimnior is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.038 billion Zimniorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zimniorian economy, worth 252 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 123,833 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimnior's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimnior is ranked 172,862nd in the world and 11th in Dead Sea for Most Extreme, scoring 11.92 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Nudest: 4,653rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,385thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,508thMost Secular: 9,518thRudest Citizens: 10,197thMost Efficient Economies: 10,855thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,706thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,126thMost Developed: 15,351stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,496thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,328thLargest Black Market: 17,619thLargest Mining Sector: 18,028thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,408thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,791stHighest Average Incomes: 21,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,777thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,359thLargest Governments: 23,411thLowest Crime Rates: 23,628thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,491st
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the region

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