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The ⚜️ Holy Gold United States⚜️ of Zimbabwae2 |
“Justice, Piety, Friendship, Moon, Brains, Nationstates”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors |
Regional Influence: Page |
The ⚜️ Holy Gold United States⚜️ of Zimbabwae2 is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the 👑 Elected Santa Claus of 10 👑 with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.806 billion Zimbabwae2ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏰 Hararambe2 🦍 North Pole 💈. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Zimbabwae2ian economy, worth 998 trillion Gold Bars and Candy Canes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,761 Gold Bars and Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimbabwae2's national animal is the Reindeer 🐍, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom - Christianity chosen by most 🕊.
Zimbabwae2 is ranked 23,502nd in the world and 46th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Patriotic, with 49.78 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zimbabwae2 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Zimbabwae2, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
- : Following new legislation in
Zimbabwae2, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
- : Following new legislation in
Zimbabwae2, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
- : Following new legislation in
Zimbabwae2, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in
Zimbabwae2, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
- : Following new legislation in
Zimbabwae2, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Following new legislation in
Zimbabwae2, Zimbabwae2 is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Following new legislation in
Zimbabwae2, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Following new legislation in
Zimbabwae2, museums offer moralization or your money back.