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The Polemic Hagiarchy of Zenzibar

“That's just the way the system works.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Polemic Hagiarchy of Zenzibar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tulkinghorn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.05 billion Zenzites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bleak House. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The all-consuming Zenzish economy, worth a remarkable 2,918 trillion Food Stamps a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,668 Food Stamps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Naval armadas borrow their formations from synchronized swimming handbooks, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zenzibar's national animal is the cricket, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxical Pulsification.

Zenzibar is ranked 243,785th in the world and 306th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Secular, with 0.38 Atheism Rate.

Most Devout: 50thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90thMost Ignorant Citizens: 114thMost Primitive: 124thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 267thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 284thMost Corrupt Governments: 348thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 452ndLargest Black Market: 550thBest Weather: 758thMost Influential: 846thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,495thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,631stLowest Crime Rates: 1,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,433rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,459thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,018thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,188thHighest Average Incomes: 4,792ndHighest Economic Output: 5,023rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,713thMost Stationary: 6,462ndMost Authoritarian: 6,572ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,154thMost Conservative: 7,514thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 16,154thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,197thLargest Populations: 21,200thMost Extreme: 23,734th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 30 » Kaputer, Aelhaeran, Canterburie, Scorpions Army, Poopsancagizal, Scientia Major, Edison Culver, Snorlaxia, Octal, UNDelegate, Republica JIM, Arbonium, Senexia, Hellbardia, Hamonistan, Sheepcote, The Fyre Phoenix, Luciferio, Otoro, Neo Jewsalem, Viperreich, Egoistic Markets, Aguirre-Milani, Pavonesia, Darren j, The Strasbourg, Squirm Worm, The Glorious Republic of America, Saint Theodora, and Liberamentis.