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The Republic of Zeniforza is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The quiet, industrious population of 1.815 billion Zeniforzese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zimapolo. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Zeniforzese economy, worth 46.3 trillion Zenpesoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 25,516 Zenpesoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, Zeniforza has designated Zimapolo as its capital city, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeniforza's national animal is the grizzly wizzle, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zeniforza is ranked 135,317^th in the world and 69^th in Aspen for Most Patriotic, with 13.25 flags saluted per person per day.