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The Intergalactic Mess of Zeloria

“Irresponsibility can lead to progress.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
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Economy:
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Location: Zelorias Multiverse

Regional Influence: Dominator

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The Intergalactic Mess of Zeloria is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Doesn't matter with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.933 billion Zelorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Galactic Core. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zelorian economy, worth 695 trillion Valutas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,898 Valutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Valuta battlesuits, in a fit of passion Doesn't matter has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zeloria's national animal is the Nano-machine cloud, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Depends.

Zeloria is ranked 8,544th in the world and 1st in Zelorias Multiverse for Highest Poor Incomes, with 119,012.14 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,496thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,872ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,611thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,932ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,283rdNicest Citizens: 4,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,590thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,823rdMost Inclusive: 4,852ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,281stSafest: 5,996thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,599thMost Developed: 7,200thHighest Food Quality: 7,671stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,886thSmartest Citizens: 8,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,418thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,544thMost Pacifist: 8,716thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,268thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,612thHealthiest Citizens: 10,011thMost Efficient Economies: 10,449thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,545thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,677thLargest Governments: 11,075thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,532ndMost Secular: 12,691stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,991stMost Cultured: 15,838thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,050thLowest Crime Rates: 17,106thHighest Average Incomes: 18,087thBest Weather: 20,972ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,653rd

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