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The Intergalactic Mess of Zeloria

“Irresponsibility can lead to progress.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
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Economy:
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Location: Zelorias Multiverse

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Intergalactic Mess of Zeloria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Doesn't matter with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.486 billion Zelorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Galactic Core. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zelorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion Valutas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 140,898 Valutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Valuta battlesuits, in a fit of passion Doesn't matter has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zeloria's national animal is the Nano-machine cloud, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Depends.

Zeloria is ranked 41,940th in the world and 1st in Zelorias Multiverse for Most Stationary, with 1,052.57452079632 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,093rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,893rdTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,013thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,899thNicest Citizens: 5,029thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,576thMost Inclusive: 5,680thSafest: 6,545thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,229thMost Developed: 7,730thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,139thSmartest Citizens: 8,412thHighest Food Quality: 8,619thMost Pacifist: 9,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,259thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,953rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,665thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,891stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,611thHealthiest Citizens: 11,620thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,722ndLargest Governments: 13,068thMost Secular: 13,538thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,792ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,078thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,095thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,582ndMost Cultured: 18,489thHighest Economic Output: 23,785thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,971stBest Weather: 24,605thLowest Crime Rates: 24,838thHighest Average Incomes: 25,841stMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,442ndHighest Drug Use: 27,683rdMost Politically Free: 29,179th

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