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The Monkey Empire of Zebruski

“SLAP IT ON WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Amalgamated Federation

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

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The Monkey Empire of Zebruski is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Harambe the Great with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, devout population of 1.989 billion Zebruk's have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscovia. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zebruskian economy, worth 284 trillion €Zelks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,789 €Zelks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation, the entire entry for Zebruski in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zebruski's national animal is the Sprunkers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Space Zoreanism.

Zebruski is ranked 238,370th in the world and 22nd in Amalgamated Federation for Most Primitive, scoring -436.63 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,500thNicest Citizens: 7,515thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,701stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,784thMost Efficient Economies: 8,969thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,326thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,563rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,994thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,023rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,293rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,785thMost Inclusive: 10,786thMost Developed: 10,935thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,495thLowest Crime Rates: 12,628thLargest Governments: 13,767thSmartest Citizens: 14,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,541stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,712thHighest Average Incomes: 15,925thMost Cultured: 16,368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,593rdLargest Welfare Programs: 18,288thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,559thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,218thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,458thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,358th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the region

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