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The United Socialist States of Ze Noobalingas

“Summi patris vivat!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The United Socialist States of Ze Noobalingas is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and vat-grown people. The hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 731 million Noobalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ze Naobilini. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Noobalingasian economy, worth 70.5 trillion Neebionis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,500 Neebionis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, merriment is might when jesters come calling with puppets in the night, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ze Noobalingas's national animal is the Fennec Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ze Noobalingas is ranked 32,144th in the world and 760th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 6.81 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,090thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,614thMost Influential: 8,377thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,690thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,691stHealthiest Citizens: 15,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,042ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,507thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,572ndLargest Publishing Industry: 23,921st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 141st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 311th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 388th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 412th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 476th in the regionMost Influential: 572nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 585th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 604th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 647th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 713th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 733rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 737th in the regionMost Developed: 757th in the regionLargest Black Market: 760th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 798th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 845th in the region

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