Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Free Land of ZE DRAKE OF WHATEVAH

“WHATEVAH”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Allied Army of the Great Dachu

Regional Influence: Vassal

OverviewPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

The Free Land of ZE DRAKE OF WHATEVAH is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.141 billion Ze Drake of Whatevahians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41.7%.

The ZE DRAKE OF WHATEVAHian economy, worth 507 trillion Whatevahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,775 Whatevahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, elections have been outlawed, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ZE DRAKE OF WHATEVAH's national animal is the Whatevah, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

ZE DRAKE OF WHATEVAH is ranked 251,552nd in the world and 3rd in The Allied Army of the Great Dachu for Most Stationary, with 18.786793532 days.

Top
5%
Most Conservative: 5,933rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,067thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,309thMost Authoritarian: 14,016th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...