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The Glorious Most High Empire of Zaxarium |
“The Empire creates, tempers and consumes.”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Glorious Most High Empire of Zaxarium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Emperor Zaxares with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.93 billion Zaxarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pax Zaxarium. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zaxariumian economy, worth a remarkable 8,850 trillion taels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,186 taels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaxarium's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Obedience to the God-Emperor.
Zaxarium is ranked 134,329th in the world and 222nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Drug Use, scoring 59.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Zaxarium, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
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Zaxarium, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
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Zaxarium, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
- : Following new legislation in
Zaxarium, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in
Zaxarium, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
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Zaxarium, Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead.
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Zaxarium, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
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Zaxarium, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
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Zaxarium, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
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Zaxarium, millions of Zaxarians are excellent swimmers.