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The Just Relaxing Factbook Hold of Zalcara


Category: Democratic Socialists
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Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Blackstar

Regional Influence: Page


The Just Relaxing Factbook Hold of Zalcara is a massive, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 3.125 billion Zalcarans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zali. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zalcaran economy, worth 264 trillion Atzzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,589 Atzzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zalcara's national animal is the The Apple, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zalcara is ranked 254,686th in the world and 49th in Blackstar for Most Patriotic, with 0.93 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,248thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,775thMost Devout: 14,880thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,985thNicest Citizens: 18,405thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,495thMost Inclusive: 24,518thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,905thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,548thBest Weather: 26,648thHighest Food Quality: 27,047th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the region

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