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The Kingdom of Zalcara


Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Just relax

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The Kingdom of Zalcara is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 914 million Zalcarans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zalcaran economy, worth 76.5 trillion Atzzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,743 Atzzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Zalcara" on tails, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned The Appleball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zalcara's national animal is the The Apple, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zalcara is ranked 203,657th in the world and 21st in Just relax for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 352.81 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,275thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,334thMost Devout: 14,327thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,360thNicest Citizens: 17,150thMost Inclusive: 23,237th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the region

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