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The Monarchist Fascist State of Zaguaia


Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: United Fascist Workers Association

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Monarchist Fascist State of Zaguaia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cynical population of 893 million Zaguusk are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brest. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Zaguusk economy, worth 57.5 trillion Maticas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,435 Maticas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, Zaguusk refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaguaia's national animal is the Heentar Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zaguaia is ranked 232,205th in the world and 27th in United Fascist Workers Association for Highest Drug Use, scoring 17.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Nudest: 673rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,437thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,910thNicest Citizens: 16,576thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,946thMost Cultured: 22,169thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,485thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,530thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,704thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,457thBest Weather: 24,761stMost Rebellious Youth: 25,441st
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 4th in the region

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