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The Monarchist Fascist State of Zaguaia

“POUR LA PATRIE!”

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The Monarchist Fascist State of Zaguaia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, cynical population of 893 million Zaguusk are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brest. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Zaguusk economy, worth 57.5 trillion Maticas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,435 Maticas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, Zaguusk refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and Bigtopian relations have become a minefield. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaguaia's national animal is the Heentar Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zaguaia is ranked 232,205^th in the world and 27^th in United Fascist Workers Association for Highest Drug Use, scoring 17.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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