The Greater Socialist Republic of Zaeli
“Fight for the People, Fight for our right.”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Greater Socialist Republic of Zaeli is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Zel Roberts with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 887 million Zaelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xerum. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Zaelian economy, worth 89.1 trillion Zaelian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,495 Zaelian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaeli's national animal is the Great Zaelian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zaeli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
- : Following new legislation in Zaeli, angry citizens complain that there isn't enough geographical diversity on the new banknotes.
- : Following new legislation in Zaeli, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Zaeli was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Zaeli, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
- : Following new legislation in Zaeli, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in Zaeli, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
- : Following new legislation in Zaeli, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Zaeli, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
- : Zaeli was endorsed by The Federal District of The Stratosphere Islands.
Endorsements Received: 189 » Territorio di Nessuno, Timothea, Fayyayid, Koda-Land, Ethnon, McMasterdonia, Corfad, Valhalla123, Sundred, Guer Aike, Pallaith, Sikol, Noahs Second Country, The Rhein States, Siwale, Westinor, Interdimensional Zone, Shibutani, Xagill, Zzozona, Great Bights Mum, New Lakemba, El Fiji Grande, Empy, Xentherida, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, Saperisole, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Hamerica, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, Dreadton, Daiz, Praeceps, Newpromisedland, Ver Testua, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, The Pantheons, Sil Dorsett, Orado, The Serdey Islands, Pazair, Frostcell, Korovan Isles, Loutsland, Valentine Z, The Iron Lions, and 139 others.Wisconsota, Frances Francis the First of France, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zumlandia, Termathe, Seenvorland, Selfgradatude, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, Prydania, Sevinland, Kocherian, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kranostav, Wineclaw, The Calabash Protectorate, Unshleepd, Greater New America, Solcius, Ihsan, Zimmerdachen, Yokciq Empire, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Hopsin, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Sattelbach, Schnuftelland, Joodey, Eywaan, Zeternia, Yellops, Vincone Cae, Nouvelle-Floride, Principia Mathematica, Lux Conos, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Maclare, U S Eh, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Yalgora, Simone Republic, Mystiquelle, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Nistriabar, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Labora, Kragsgale, Ravendi, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Andexia, Solskjar, Eurochina, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, Olofin, Napnomadia, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Heilhum Imperius, Innocentic, Votak Matim, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, Neu-Galicia, WeKnow, Anungu, Runeda, Vathnutum, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Morover, Cretox State, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, An Identity Crisis, Glanst, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Srnsbaland, Ofira, Abonland, Merconitonitopia, Sopernia, Loli County, Republica Guilleana, A Die, R libanon, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Karnogarsk, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Sakusen, Wilkshire, Godwanna, Sebastiania, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Lubi Islands, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Religioncord, Pytong, Venicea, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Arloria, The Unified Missourtama States, Caselpania, Sardona, Caffeinetopia, Kelvaros Prime, PEG, and The Stratosphere Islands.