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The United Kingdom of Zaaremaa

“Hala Madrid”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Hansala

Regional Influence: Ambassador


The United Kingdom of Zaaremaa is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 369 million Zaaremaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Zaaremaan economy, worth 16.3 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,096 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and visions of giant pink koalas are a common side effect after Zaaremaans eat their meals. Crime is totally unknown. Zaaremaa's national animal is the koala.

Zaaremaa is ranked 115,741st in the world and 32nd in Hansala for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 29.23 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Primitive: 17,670th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the region

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