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The BMW of Z3


Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
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Location: Cars

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The BMW of Z3 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.503 billion Z3ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Z3ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,070 trillion Z3s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 186,044 Z3s, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Z3's national animal is the Z3, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Z3 is ranked 5,180th in the world and 1st in Cars for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 7,508.43 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 2,036thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,038thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,455thMost Avoided: 3,645thLargest Black Market: 3,763rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3,855thLargest Mining Sector: 4,378thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,617thHighest Economic Output: 4,702ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,180thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,721stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,681stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,054thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,479thHighest Average Incomes: 8,302ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,833rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,549thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,996thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,145thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,658thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,255thLargest Populations: 13,608thLargest Retail Industry: 14,560thMost Armed: 15,216thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,188thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,781stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,176th

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