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The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 9 |
“Yuyushiki”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Willow Farm |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 9 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.187 billion Yuyu Puppet 9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 9ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,341 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,856 Yuyu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, the Yuyu Puppet 9 City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, and Yuyu Puppet 9ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 9's national animal is the Yuyu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Yuyu Puppet 9 is ranked 89,245th in the world and 13th in Willow Farm for Most Stationary, with 508.829361849 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yuyu Puppet 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 9, Yuyu Puppet 9ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Yuyu Puppet 9 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Yuyu Puppet 9's influence in Willow Farm rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Yuyu Puppet 9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 9, the Yuyu Puppet 9 City Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 9, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
- : Yuyu Puppet 9 was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 9, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 9, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.