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The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 7

“Yuyushiki”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Willow Farm

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 7 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.175 billion Yuyu Puppet 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,374 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,182 Yuyu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Childish pranks are no laughing matter, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 7's national animal is the Yuyu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yuyu Puppet 7 is ranked 89,233rd in the world and 11th in Willow Farm for Most Stationary, with 508.82955629332 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,541stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,469thLargest Black Market: 5,982ndMost Armed: 7,153rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,060thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,284thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,452ndMost Patriotic: 10,732ndMost Corrupt Governments: 11,096thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,824thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 16,495thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,094thMost Efficient Economies: 17,863rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,897thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,590thHighest Economic Output: 19,900thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,154thMost Devout: 22,935thMost Developed: 24,144thMost Cultured: 24,853rdLargest Mining Sector: 25,452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,118thLongest Average Lifespans: 29,031st
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Most Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the region

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