Spotlight on:
The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 7 |
“Yuyushiki”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Willow Farm |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 7 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.175 billion Yuyu Puppet 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,374 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,182 Yuyu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Childish pranks are no laughing matter, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 7's national animal is the Yuyu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Yuyu Puppet 7 is ranked 89,233rd in the world and 11th in Willow Farm for Most Stationary, with 508.82955629332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yuyu Puppet 7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Yuyu Puppet 7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 7, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Yuyu Puppet 7's influence in Willow Farm rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 7, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 7, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 7, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 7, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 7, there's a bright dawn ahead for Yuyu Puppet 7.
- : Yuyu Puppet 7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Largest Governments.