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The Union of Yuktobannian Republics

“Tautos jėga vienybėje”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Below Average
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Location: The League of United Nations

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Union of Yuktobannian Republics is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Adele Salkauskaite with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 19.7 billion Yuktobannian Republicsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cinigrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.

The thriving Yuktobannian Republicsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion Yukas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 73,874 Yukas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, and toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuktobannian Republics's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yuktobannian Republics is ranked 228,986th in the world and 4th in The League of United Nations for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.53 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,294thLargest Populations: 11,356thTop
Highest Economic Output: 13,910thMost Stationary: 17,536thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,757thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,877thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,758th

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