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The Constitutional Monarchy of Your Long Lost Twin

“Hey, they pay me good money to look like an idiot.”

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The Constitutional Monarchy of Your Long Lost Twin is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and frequent executions. The democratic, devout population of 369 million Your Long Lost Twins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Your Long Lost Twinian economy, worth 11.9 trillion kenans a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,261 kenans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and Your Long Lost Twin has designated Paradise City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Your Long Lost Twin's national animal is the stuffed animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Your Long Lost Twin is ranked 151,322^nd in the world and 7,384^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 26.58 quips per hour.

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