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The Yodlean Puppet of Yodle 7

“All Hail Yodle!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Yodlean Puppet of Yodle 7 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.416 billion Yodle 7ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yodle 7ian economy, worth 849 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,486 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is going green, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, torture is illegal, and the Yodle 7ian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 7's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle 7 is ranked 164,641st in the world and 129th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,675.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Nudest: 6,476thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,420thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,441stMost Pacifist: 7,529thNicest Citizens: 8,334thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,458thMost Inclusive: 10,102ndHighest Food Quality: 11,602ndMost Developed: 12,114thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,287thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,753rdMost Rebellious Youth: 14,857thSmartest Citizens: 15,329thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,658thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,739thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,468thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,064thTop
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Most Cultured: 17,869thMost Secular: 18,727thHealthiest Citizens: 18,857thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,722ndLowest Crime Rates: 22,006thMost Income Equality: 22,608thBest Weather: 23,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,248thLargest Governments: 23,956thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,119thMost Subsidized Industry: 31,836th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionNudest: 21st in the region

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