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The Yodlean Puppet of Yodle 7 |
“All Hail Yodle!”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Yodlean Puppet of Yodle 7 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 7.416 billion Yodle 7ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yodle 7ian economy, worth 849 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,486 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation is going green, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects, torture is illegal, and the Yodle 7ian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yodle 7's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Yodle 7 is ranked 164,641st in the world and 129th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,675.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yodle 7, the Yodle 7ian basket weaving sector is on the brink of collapse as cheap imports flood the market.
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Yodle 7, torture is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 7, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 7, the nation is going green.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 7, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 7, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 7, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 7, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 7, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in
Yodle 7, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.