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The Unfortunate Reality of Yo Mama So Ugly

“Yo mama so ugly!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Yo Mama

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Unfortunate Reality of Yo Mama So Ugly is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yodle with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.64 billion Uglyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yo Mama So Uglyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,061 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 123,917 Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 465,736 per year while the poor average 23,016, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Yodle City's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, and murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yo Mama So Ugly's national animal is the Ugly Mama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yo Mama So Ugly is ranked 27,635th in the world and 1st in Yo Mama for Most Stationary, with 1,415.28292755168 days.

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Most Devout: 7,437thMost Armed: 8,434thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,236thHighest Economic Output: 11,872ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,382ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 18,685thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,573rdLargest Populations: 22,488thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,881stMost Patriotic: 24,720thMost Influential: 25,247thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,009thLowest Crime Rates: 26,338thMost Stationary: 27,635thMost Developed: 28,434th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the region

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