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The Unfortunate Reality of Yo Mama So Ugly |
“Yo mama so ugly!”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: Yo Mama |
Regional Influence: Superpower |
The Unfortunate Reality of Yo Mama So Ugly is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yodle with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.64 billion Uglyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Yo Mama So Uglyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,061 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 123,917 Gold Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 465,736 per year while the poor average 23,016, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.
Televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Yodle City's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, and murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yo Mama So Ugly's national animal is the Ugly Mama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.
Yo Mama So Ugly is ranked 27,635th in the world and 1st in Yo Mama for Most Stationary, with 1,415.28292755168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yo Mama So Ugly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Yo Mama So Ugly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, Yodle City's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
- : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
- : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
- : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait.
- : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Following new legislation in Yo Mama So Ugly, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore.