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The Recycled Empire of Yes Humans Are Recyclable

“Yes Humans Are Recyclable”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: Callista

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Recycled Empire of Yes Humans Are Recyclable is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Captain Recycled with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.393 billion Recycled Humans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Recycled metropolis. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yes Humans Are Recyclablean economy, worth 305 trillion Recyclable Water Bottles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,853 Recyclable Water Bottles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, and the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yes Humans Are Recyclable's national animal is the Recycled Animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Recycled theology.

Yes Humans Are Recyclable is ranked 53,908th in the world and 8th in Callista for Highest Economic Output, with 305 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,745thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,313thNudest: 6,060thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,306thMost Devout: 7,595thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,597thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,661stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,759thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 15,238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,462ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,744thLowest Crime Rates: 17,335thLargest Black Market: 18,066thHealthiest Citizens: 18,187thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,829thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,557thMost Efficient Economies: 19,940thHighest Average Incomes: 20,585thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,012thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,239thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,400th
Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Sorianora, Mathuvan Union, Haruhi Japan, The Dream of Kirby, and Nooooooooooooooo.