Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland

“All shall tremble beneath our large feathery might!!!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.773 billion Yeldarbslandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,495 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 313,396 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Bradbuck treacle machine, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 42,057th in the world and 1,285th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 95.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 223rdRudest Citizens: 389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 444thLargest Agricultural Sector: 483rdMost Influential: 592ndMost Efficient Economies: 691stLargest Retail Industry: 706thHighest Disposable Incomes: 728thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,153rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,518thHighest Average Incomes: 1,839thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,979thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,176thMost Cultured: 2,208thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,867thSmartest Citizens: 3,187thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,477thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,032ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,229thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,365thLargest Governments: 4,748thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,755thMost Developed: 6,016thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,849thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,916thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,391stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,654thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,900thLargest Black Market: 8,243rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,619thHighest Economic Output: 11,646thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,062ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,238thLargest Mining Sector: 12,460thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,493rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,644thMost Inclusive: 15,538thMost Secular: 17,059thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,322ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,563rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19,451stMost Stationary: 23,023rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 106th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 144th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 195th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 228th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 230th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 266th in the regionLargest Black Market: 274th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 386th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 390th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 393rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 404th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 410th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 441st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 538th in the regionMost Inclusive: 554th in the regionMost Secular: 588th in the regionLargest Populations: 627th in the regionNudest: 687th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 692nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 286 » Erinor, Volaworand, Beepee, Tsunamy, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Si-topia, Jehenna, The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, The United Expanse, USNE2018, Isokenzar, Techganet, Farengeto, New Briantown, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Yellunstryer, Rebel-topia, Aumeltopia, Kiasu-ism, Pamela And Hepatitis, Japanese Federal Republic, North Kanuckistan, Blaash, The naked people, Bod Wareenaland, Sedunn, Sanden, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Xandev, Auphelia, Qvait, Land Without Shrimp, The Filippinas, Wehraboos, Stoniamera, Theorin, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Two Jerseys, RestartAll, Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, Nowa Europa, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Amerion, Aurcania, Drystar, and 236 others.Unidum, Three Rivia Levr, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Salguod, Cypheri, Linden Oak, Soem, Maeiland, Abarri, Mapico, Nova Montron, Curlyhoward, Linguiniland, Los Lonley Boys, The Worst army of, Fredriecan, Cuuldere, Direwolf1, Madhonia, Calistan, Eastern Nyan, Antarctic Empires, Ancient Slobovia, Rimandi, Darakin, HUElavia, The West Valley Mountains, Grianal, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Bumblegaria, Zaelith, Corgitopiaa, Escevola, Fasire, A leftover country, Rad Asia, Baltenlands, Southern Numenor, Crystal Creation, Doraya, Spazzhole, Privatore, Gymnostan, Great Andora, Lesinteil, Potion Seller, Gentea, Walloonia, Noire Denholm, Dereistic, Unielvan Millorvium, Utondara, Dankstergrad, Kholdan, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Bleakfoot, FreeFishers, Tiransia, PenguinPies, Pmta, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Ralphburg, St Oaks, Sthalrim, Ivanea, Kandorith, Doundaly, Holy Free, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Springhollow, Anserisa, InnWorm, Sau Man Frescher, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, United Great Holy Empire, The Plebeian States, Aschenburg, Page 53, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Pax Dracon, South Caleblan, Vardanfel, Dukin Donuts, Oreo States, Iym Winterless, South Western Korea, Compli, Marinho Islands, Enplatia, 11th Infanterie-Division, Steampunk Engineers, Zolooloo, Noveos, Quh, Dis7Nation, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Markla, Shefino, Gonrati, New Schoeneberg, Royaltica, Ullan, Velarin, Itani, Alaninia, Laamiva, North Alezia, The Northeast Mashriq, Centristvill, Not Austria, Bohenia, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Glen Cooley, Blondiesland, Odesseen, The Drakan Republic, Icn Gaurath, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Storalia, Quinta Caporales, Valdutz, Republik Hintonia, Maerist, Indolos, Saint Cinder, South Blossom, Drew-Topia, Myness, Tioloman, Rectionk, Idiono, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Lone Capitalist State, Yumeiro, Hakk Fiss, Midand, Alfama, Myndia, Drazilazi, Rosescedium, Kucaland, Yas qween, Kallassius, Operahouse, Amakul, Peskorea, Monstrous Island, Western Fardelshufflestein, Merevane, Tepertopia, Purple Hyacinth, Republic of RIP, Phanama, Ostko, Bartonia Nova, Marstella, Brunier, Zataras, Seythennia, New Goldman, Vanbella, Eskvenn, WI SD EA D, Rabbitz, Belschaft, Apartment 11F, Wusas, Berlana, Los Rodeos, Canmore, Abyssal Phantasm, Sapientiano, Rotenaplistan, Jiam, Xergiokia, Euro Pacifica, The Imperial Frost Federation, Manuck, Wakandan Tribes, Armonitopia, Martzian, Roterdamia, Blaufrankisch, Unity of purity, Treir, Lionstrapower, The White Isles, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Honey Cake, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Levistian, Doge Land, Scu Greinne, Ceutalia, Holota, Qawe, New Itomorii, LadyRebels, WeedCocaineDrugs, Kylania, East Nagaland, Shuckle Empire, Conexia, The Altan, The Imperial Of Notsep, Yeses, Death to democracy, Raven Can, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Bichedder, Arvan Irawer, Greater Scottdascoda, West Bridgeport, New Belgrade, Westenhald, Neo Yorka, Noimosini, Virmena, Romais Marety, Sodor and Mann, Kiani, Lyland, The United Australian States, Twoole, Freavia, Populaa, Cratonim, Ipugao, Oxyliteral, and Alambar.