The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland
“All shall tremble beneath our large feathery might!!!”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Location: the South Pacific
Regional Influence: Squire
The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.531 billion Yeldarbslandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. The average income tax rate is 5.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 293,068 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Yeldarbsland, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Yeldarbsland.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Yeldarbslandian Liberator".
- : Yeldarbsland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
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