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The Socialist Republic of Yeetza

“Yeet or be yeeted”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Socialist Republic of Yeetza is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lenin with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.689 billion Yeetzans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Yeetzan economy, worth 630 trillion yeetzas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 72,506 yeetzas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Yeetza, the Yeetzan Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeetza's national animal is the yeet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yeetza is ranked 61,628th in the world and 129th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 756.86575171672 days.

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Most Secular: 3,887thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,948thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,101stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,883rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,650thNicest Citizens: 10,727thBest Weather: 12,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,165thMost Inclusive: 13,080thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,006thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,074thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,084thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,897thHealthiest Citizens: 17,270thMost Income Equality: 18,015thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,426thHighest Food Quality: 18,776thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,481stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,486thSafest: 21,995thSmartest Citizens: 25,861st
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Most Secular: 124th in the regionMost Stationary: 129th in the region

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